Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

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THE DAILY SHOW LOG 1-15-09 RAY LYTLE SHOW WITH THE TWO FAT GUYS RAY AND SHAWN The top 5 list today was.. THE TOP 5 THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN NOW THAT GAYS CAN OPENLY SERVE IN THE MILITARY 5. THE NAVAL ACADEMY WILL ADD A MENS FIGURE SKATING TEAM TO THEIR ATHLETIC PROGRAMS 4. ELTON JOHN WILL SUDDENLY BECOME REAL PATRIOTIC 3. BASIC TRAINING WILL BE EXTENDED FOR 4 DAYS SO THAT THEY COULD INCLUDE CLASSES ON COLOR COORDINATION, HOME DECORATION AND HISTORY OF DANCE 2. THE PHRASE THANKYOU DRILL SEARGENT CAN I HAVE ANOTHER WILL TAKE ON A BRAND NEW MEANING AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN NOW THAT GAYS CAN OPENLY SERVE IN THE MILITARY .......5 WORDS, PRIVATE FIRST CLASS...CLAY AIKEN PS Bob gave the first ever Ps Bob Report Mistress Caliande was in to do tarot card readings and read peoples Future's DC was on the show early and hung out with Ray and Shawn Vic told everyone some of his dreams including I have a dream that Baywatch will be back on TVI have a dream that Hustler mag

So whats happening People? I have had a blast the last two days. Shawn Balint and I have been doing the show which has already been nicknamed "THE 2 FAT GUYS" although Shawn hates the nickname and thinks it should be spelled with a PH so that no one will think we're obese. In other news..... I have had some e-mails from people asking if they could buy the 20 years special. As of this point I have no plans to make it available to purchase or download. In the future I might but there is still hundreds of hours of work to do on it. What you heard on the air was a quickly put together in segments that would allow for commercials to be put in between. I would like to put it all together and add a lot more interviews and more full on unedited bits and if you remember the old DRN days Jimmy and I would sometimes talk about old times. I would like to find some of that audio and then add Jimmys voice to the interviews which I think would be cool. I also didnt even start on the New

THE RAY LYTLE SHOW WITH TWO FAT GUYS RAY AND SHAWN DAILY SHOW LOG FROM JANUARY 14 2009 Ray and Shawn discussed the meaning of the word Kemosabe and Ray said he hopes the worddoesnt mean "man who bites pillow with ass up in air" considering Shawn often refers to him as Kemosabe. The Top 5 list was TOP 5 things edited out of the AMERICAN IDOL DEBUT EPISODE 5. paula abdul vomiting all over the desk after mixing too many vicoden with her nerve medicine aka vodka 4. Simon Cowell caught pleasuring himself while looking at his own publicity photo 3. GOvernor Rod Blagojevich being asked to leave a lobby after getting caught trying to sell a spot to Hollywood 2. Randy Jackson eating the 4th judgeAND THE NUMBER ONE THING EDITED OUT OF THE AMERICAN IDOL SEASON PREMIERE 1. Ryan Seacrest making out with all those DUDES Shawn gave his Dating tips! They are currently available on the PODCAST OF THE day Shawn also gave his economic downturn news on cuts in Hollywood. Television is trying to

The first one is the new one. The other two you might have seen before but they are such great photos you got to see them again.

When you have a chest as unimpressive as Kate Hudson's it is always smart to show your best assets! Good Move Kate. Very Smart!!

Theres nothing like hot chics doing underwear ads

THIS IS THE SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL WE DID WHILE AT WQLZ. ALL THE LISTENERS AND ADVERTISERS PAID MONEY TO BE IN THE COMMERCIAL. TOM KUSHAK MATCHED WHAT WE RAISED AND WE GOT ENOUGH TO BUY A 30 SECOND COMMERCIAL DURING THE TELECAST. THOSE INVOLVED INCLUDE ME, MARVIN, BODINE, RICH, DORAN, CHASEY, MIKEY, SHANER, INTERN MARK, RTQ AND NOID