Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

Okay seriously Why is this woman famous. Amy Winehouse is crazier than a shithouse rat! This drug addict actually goes out in public like this. I wouldnt even scratch myself like that in private and she is going to town digging out the cooch critters in public.

DJ Samantha Ronson....and if you look close enough you can see Lyndsays butt too

MAN LOOK WHO HAS BECOME A BUTTER FACE

KIM KHARDASHIAN HAS STOLEN MY ASS AND PUT IT ON HER BODY!!

Jessica Simpson has an accidental skirt blow-up moment. You think she would be smart enough to know that wearing underwear is important on a raised stage. By the way my prediction. JESSICA SIMPSON IS PREGNANT. You heard it here first. I think she is hiding a pregnancy. Mark my words it will come out soon. That hot beeotch is knocked up. I would put money on it. Shes hiding her stomach and wearing baggy dresses and her ass is growing. I have seen it before wearing a bikini and that is not the same ass. That is a pregnant ass. So let me be the first to say CONGRATS TONY AND JESSICA

Last time I saw Ashlee Simpson she was bigger than Shawn Balint. I mean she looked like she was smuggling beach balls under her dress. I dont think its possible to get any more pregnant than this woman is. But back in the day she was SMOKING. Oh yeah and she loved to get her drank on and show dem panties!! Enjoy this photo. She wont ever look like this again.

Nicole Richie has grown BOOBS!! It's a miracle! We need to see if anyone harvested illegal stem cels or if that was the result of the pregnancy.

I think.. Hillbilly Joe is dating Kelly Osbourne!!

Many people will look at this photo and comment on how cool her belt is. Or they will talk about her awesome hair. Or they will talk about the hot waste that she has after having kids. I however just have one question...why in the hell is she using the men's room.

Madonna kicked off her tour over the weekend. She is 50 years old. Look at those arms and whats with the piece of tapes over the stockings? Oh and by the way did she steal that hat from some kid going to the Lanphier prom or what...

IF I ever in my life achieve any kind of fame that would allow me to have a statue or wax figure or any kind of scuplture in my likeness do me one favor.... Make it look like me!!! Congrats to Henry Winkler and his Fonz statue which actually resembles Nic Cage during his gay phase more than it resembles Arthur Fonzerelli

It is time for us to stop rewarding the women with GIANT BOOTY's! exhibit A=KIM KHARDASHIAN EXHIBIT B= Jennifer Lopez We need to stop encouraging this. FOr Gods sake women are getting implants to look like this. It is wrong! Take it from me, a giant Ass of another form, it is wrong I tell you. WRONG!!

Congratulations to the POP MUSIC world and My condolences to the COUNTRY MUSIC world. She is a fantastic performer with the sound down. The good news is now that she is a country singer we can almost guarantee a 2009 Illinois State Fair appearance

Mario Lopez who played AC Slater on Saved by the Bell was married to this amazing womzn, Ali Landry but she divorced him after a couple of days when she found out he cheated on her at the bachelor party. Great move Slater. This happened years ago but it is a nice excuse to show her photos ,,,,

BIlly Zane and girlfriend Kelly Brook were on vacation. Not sure what was happening here. BUt it does look FUN....for him.

enlarge the photo by clicking on it if you still dont know what I am talking about By the way thank you Lindsay Lohan, I was almost forgetting that you are a whore.

J-Lo's personal nipple tweaker

Paris Hilton refers to herself as American Royalty., And we wonder why the English sometimes think less of us.

Scarlett Johanson proves unlike Paris Hilton she can act, BUT... they sure act the same in other ways

Ric Flair (Richard Fleirh) turned himself into Charlotte North Carolina Police today to answer a warrant for his arrest on an accusation of Road Rage. Some guy driving slow in the fast lane claims that Flair pulled him out of his car, choked him and threatened to kick his ass again and again because he memorized his license number. The guy told the police and they of course immediately believed the pansy. Sounds to me like he needs to get Flair arrested for the eventual civil claim or hopeful settlement that he will get after this is all done. Flair was booked and released on a thousand dollars bond. This is why I always tell the kids make sure when commiting road rage you kill the som' bitch so they cant go whinin to the coppers.