Gary Coleman R.I.P.
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OH MY GOD WHO IS ON THE PHONE
It's the Grim Reaper. He wants you to hurry up and get your ass home so he can do his job.
The star of the Palin Porno
The Nailin Palin triple X video comes out later this month just in time for the election and the porn star who is playing Sarah Palin is posing for some photos. There is nothing like seeing a parody of our vice president doing anal. I just pray we dont see anyone that looks like Joe Biden doing anal or any other kind of sex.
Wow look at that old guy and his daughter..
Howard and Beth Stern Howard Stern and his Girlfriend Beth Ostrosky got married on Friday night. Stern who is only 6 years younger than my parents married a girl who is over 10 years younger than me. I will say that it is proof that rich guys get HOT girls. I mean Howards probably got a great personality. Im sure he's not a self loathing yet egomaniacal and bitter human being like all the other Morning Radio guys I've had the displeasure of knowing. By the way most of the guys I described hate me because i generally like myself and have a good marriage and really am too lazy to take the time to be bitter and hate anyone. Oh well that's probably why my career has led me to mediocre fame and earnings. But at least I didn't have to get divorced and agree to sacrifice my fortune just to get a hot woman to give you regular Blow jobs. oh yeah in case I didnt mention it .. congrats Howard. Don't have anymore children or she will lose that body and all of this would be for ...
Hey dude I got bad news..
Youre going to die and they arent ever going to win one. Sorry but dont feel bad I probably wont see one either.
THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CUBS AND CARDINALS FANS
The above looks like all the Girls in the terrace at Wrigley field on a Saturday!! AND Come on you've been to the games you know you've seen hundreds of women that look like this at the glorious Busch Stadium!!
Best part of the Olympics
Just what sport was this? Congrats to the Asian chic who I hope washed her fingers before accepting the silver medal. By the way the Gold medal winner got their whole fist in there. And the Russian judge still only gave them a 7.5... Sad just sad.
How can you not smile
This is the picture of the Girl in Wisconsin who got arrested for... Not returning two library books!! How can you not smile knowing you have to take a mug shot because your arrested for that stupid crime. You know that this photo was taken seconds before she was beaten senseless and by actual criminals in the joint.
NOTE TO EVERYONE
IF I ever in my life achieve any kind of fame that would allow me to have a statue or wax figure or any kind of scuplture in my likeness do me one favor.... Make it look like me!!! Congrats to Henry Winkler and his Fonz statue which actually resembles Nic Cage during his gay phase more than it resembles Arthur Fonzerelli
Poor Jennifer Anniston...
As these pictures prove, it has become painfully obvious that Brad Pitt got all the Bra's in the divorce settlement.
