Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

The United States and N Korea are preparing to square off over the imprisonement of two american reporters. The white house wants the release of The asian american female journalists crossed into North Korea a few months ago and were recently sentenced to a hard labor camp for 16 years. President Obama is thinking of sending former vice president Al Gore to negotiate with the North Korean government. Thats right our new strategy is to bore them into releasing the girls The country of Venezuela has banned Coke zero on an unnamed safety concern. In a related story Equador has put the kibosh to Yohoo because people were confusing it with delicous central America Drinking Water. Manchester united Soccer team has SOLD its best player Christian renaldo for a record 130 million dollars to Real Madrid Soccer team. Its a record for any kind of sports trade. Meanwhile here in the united states The chicago Cubs are offering up first baseman Derek Lee to the first team that gives them 50 bucks in ...

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I figured I would start posting some of the Super Important news stories up on the blog page. Please excuse the misspellings as they are copied and pasted directly from the scripts which I read off of during the show. Hope you enjoy them. in a new gallup poll Republicans have named Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich and Dick Cheney as leaders of their party. The poll asked republicans and right leaning moderates who speaks for the republican party. Although Limbaugh, Gingrich and Cheney were the winners of the poll nearly 47 percent of those asked couldnt come up with a single name... Not sure if they just didnt know or if was the fact that the Lord of darkness wasnt one of the multiple choice answers threw them off The NBA finals are getting interesting as the Orlando Magic beat the LA lakers last night . The whole city of Orlando has been trying to help the Magic intimidate the Lakers by making giant signs that support the home team and insult the Lakers. In fact Disneyworld has gotten i...