Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

One for the ages! Superbowl XLIII was an amazing game. Kurt Warner and Larry Fitzgerald had a second half for the ages. Big Ben and Santonio Holmes were in the zone on that final drive. Both defenses played out of their minds. I am ecstatic that HDTV exists because this game was a treat to watch. As amazing as Kurt was it was probably his one bad throw that cost the Cards the game. That Run from Harrison was great. Nothing like big guys running 100 yards. Arizona's defense made a few costly penalties and the refs did call one imaginary roughing call that gave Pittsburgh a first down. The Az Defense looked great on stopping the Steelers more than once at the endzone. They also got a safety at a crucial time. Even though the team I was rooting for lost the game it really was an amazing thing to watch. Yes it would've been better had the Cardinals won but I dont think I have ever experienced a Superbowl game that was this great.

First up is the AL Championship. It is the Tampa Bay Rays vs the Boston Red Sox. So lets get to it... First up Tampa Bay .. 2 hot girls actually working for the team so you know they are fans. THey look good. Nice breasts and the imperfections that they both posess are what make them even more hot. Lets face it the Rays provide 4 breasts which are if you dont know better than two. The Red Sox fan is obviously a model and although the breasts are nice and the body is killer I just cant go for a chic who is holding a weapon because How could I get close enough to do anything.. You know? Therefore I will pick the three way with the Rays fans and pick the Rays in 6!!! Now it is on to the national League Championship series. Its the Phillies represented by the Phillies Hot Girls that walk around the park handing stuff out. Hmmm lets see. Kinda skanky looking and definitely heavily make-uped and the blonde one is just Fugly. On the other hand the lovely Alyssa Milano is representing the Dod...

Ive decided I want to root for a team that actually enjoys playing baseball. I want to root for a team in this years playoffs who dont Choke. I want to root for a team that isnt afraid to field a ground ball. I want to root for a team that doesnt come up to the plate with runners on base and automatically hit into a double play.\ In other words I am going to root for the Dodgers. Im Done, Just DONE

The CUBS enter the post season TONIGHT. For those that know me personally you know that with the exception of my wife and daughter and my radio show there is nothing in this world I am more passionate about than my beloved CHICAGO CUBS. In my life we have gone to the post season a handful of times. 1984 A good team but it was put together with guys from other teams. Rick Sutcliffe was great and Ryne Sandberg was Godlike but the rest of the team took turns being streaky. A team destined to choke and they did when Leon Durham let a ball roll between his legs in San Diego. Cubs lose in 5 games 1989 My favorite team. It took everything that this team had just to get into the playoffs. rookies dwight smith and jerome walton were overmatched against the giants. Andre Dawson was nursing a sore knee and Greg Maddux had trouble getting Will Clark out. Despite Mark Grace hitting everything in sight the Cubs lost in San Francisco 1998 nine years since the last post season and the first year that...

The above looks like all the Girls in the terrace at Wrigley field on a Saturday!! AND Come on you've been to the games you know you've seen hundreds of women that look like this at the glorious Busch Stadium!!

Jim Edmonds Homers and knocks in a run then scores on Sotos Three run game tying homer in the 9th. Cubs win it in the bottom of the 12th on Derek Lees single to score Marquis

Just what sport was this? Congrats to the Asian chic who I hope washed her fingers before accepting the silver medal. By the way the Gold medal winner got their whole fist in there. And the Russian judge still only gave them a 7.5... Sad just sad.

I am so tired from staying up so late but.. it was worth it watching the USA play Spain in the Olympic final. The Spanish team thankfully did not have Calderon but that guy from Portland Trailblazers Rudy whatshisname was awesome. However even with Lebron in foul trouble we pulled it out. Great game and we are GOLDEN in basketball!

I rooted FOR Kobe Bryant! Congrats Kobe you were awesome in the last 10 minutes of the game against Spain.

Mark Derosa the Cubs second baseman, left fielder, right fielder, third baseman, pinch hitter, and one of the team leaders now has a blog. Derosa who is one of those guys you cant help but like is a pretty entertaining blogger. If you are a Cubs fan like myself you should be checking it out. Like myself he needs to update it more often but it is pretty damn good here is the link CLICK HERE FOR THE BLOG

What an amazing feat and feet. Michael Phelps became the greatest individual athlete in olympics history as part of a team. How Ironic is it that Phelps 8th gold medal, which made him the holder of the record for most in a single olypics, came as part of a relay team with three other swimmers. It just goes to show that one man no matter how talented can't become great on his own. This is a lesson that I have had to be reminded of several times. It is a lesson that all of us should remember. Phelps who has a giant torso and short legs is a man who posseses giant feet. Those feet make him swim like he has fins. The guy is amazing and in a time where an evil looking VP has become the face of my country I am glad that I finally have a new reason to feel happy to be an American again. Michael Phelps has made me feel better about being an American in the face of the suffering economy. Michael Phelps has made me proud to be an american in the face of those disgusting people who say thing...

Eddie Guerrero 1967 - 2005 Rest in Peace, Eddie. I will miss you.

I know that Spanky and Tony will get a kick out of this story. All I can say is read this story and check out number 4 on the list. http://www.oddjack.com/gambling/oddjack-cultural-oddsmaker/cultural-oddsmaker-next-prominent-gay-athlete-133616.php

In yesterdays Bengals/Packers game. A drunken Cincy Fan runs out on the field and steals the ball from Bret Favre. Now cmon is Bret really such a pussy he couldnt keep this guy from stealing the ball... just joking. Watch the story from channel 5 in Cincinnati and see how serious they make this funny situation out to be http://www.channelcincinnati.com/video/5210632/index.html

WNBA player Sheryl Swoopes who is arguably one of the finer female basketball players to EVER play the game has come out of the closet and is going public with the fact that she is a lesbian. In related news..., Pamela Anderson has had Breast augmentation surgery, Actors dont use real bullets in the movies and I am fat.

My buddy Shawn is all depressed because he and Lambo had tix to go to the world series and of course the Cards aint going. I decided to put up this picture to make him feel better. Maybe this would have happened to him had he gone to the game. You see Shawn you are lucky you didnt go. Now dont you feel better......yeah I didnt think so.

the Football game between Kansas City and Miami has been moved to Friday night (tonight). The coming Hurricane Wilma has scared people to the point of rescheduling pro football games. This was a game that was supposed to be played Sunday and now has screwed up my fantasy league because everyone has to get lineups in early and that means more work for me. This is a game I wanted to watch and now I dont even know if it is going to be televised. OH well what can I do? by the way I couldnt find a picture that had both the Chiefs and Dolphins in it so I just got a pic of Jillian Barbarie from the Fox pregame show in a bikini and thought that would somehow signify that this is a football story. By the way if you look close enough I think you can see some crabs jumping off that bikini bottom. They will eventually make their way to Terry Bradshaws Goatee.