Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

Well I am now two weeks away from being unemployed. Many people think I am crazy for giving up the sure thing and money of being the King of Springfield Radio at an attempt of doing something different. Let me just say that there is a lot more to it. One thing for sure though is that I want to feel challenged again. I have felt very little challenge and weakening motivation since my brother died and it is time to MOVE ON and try to find new mountains to climb. That is not to say that I wont be back. I mean if someone offered me the chance to syndicate one day I would be a moron to not at least try it. Who knows maybe one day my voice will be heard in Springfield again. This week I did a guest stint on WMAY the AM talk station and it was a kick. Dont get me wrong it wasnt easy. I had to do the WQLZ show in the morning and then the WMAY show from 10 to noon. That is a hell of a lot of talking for one voice to do. But of course I pulled it off. Even the old bastards who hated me on day o...

Here is the classic shot from last year at P diddys party

Whew look at me I am showing my ass to all these guys!! Uh Oh put me down boys I am gonna puke!! Oh mah gawd! Paris when I hurl I hope I dont get any on your giant feet. check out http://www.thesuperficial.com for more great celeb gossip. thats where I snagged these photos.

It is official. Demi moore has actually worked her ass off. Goodbye Demi's ass I will miss you. Speaking of Demi's other ass though Ashton is doing well.

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Ladies and gentlemen what we are looking at here is one of the following... A. a famous guy who cares about commitment and wont leave his growing older and bigger wife for a younger piece of ass even though he is worth more than enough money to walk away from the marriage a multi multi millionaire. B. Just like George Lopez a man and a woman who gave up an organ to save his life C. A once hot chick who can still give one hell of a blow job!!

This is Nicole Narain. Congrats to Colin Farrel. She is almost worth throwing it all away over.

See girls even the lovely Kelly Ripa suffers from the camel toe

tell me Plastic surgery doesnt work and i will call you a fucking liar. So will the lovely Julie Chen

http://www.sj-r.com/sections/news/stories/60522.asp This is the story from the State Journal Register

I love it when they start making that slow transition into whore! Were inches away from Jessica Simpson saying "what the fuck, lets show the world". You get these types of girls away from those controlling daddys and they go CRAZY!!

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/4699468/detail.html

Check out this link from a great site http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/20-melonfire.htm

I know that it sounds crazy to a lot of people. It even sounds crazy to me but is there anyone out there who doesnt think that NASA knows something that we dont. Why are they practicing shooting bombs into asteroids? There is something out there and it might be coming this way and it has somebody's pocket protecter all in a tizzy. They are spending too much money and time to do this. ...we now return to regular Ray

After watching this clip I have just one question.... WHY? Check out the moron with the new skates mommy and daddy bought before they lost their health insurance paying for his nutsack transplant. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/rooftop.html

Can you believe these two have both been on the sexiest list of people magazine? I actually really like these two. Affleck gets a bad rap. He was an incredible Daredevil and I loved that Movie. I also thought he was great as Jack Ryan. As for the new Mrs. Affleck she is one of the best. Alias is one of my favorite shows and she was sexy as hell in 13 going on 30 even doing that stupid thriller dance. I went to the movie because my wife wanted to see it and then ended up drooling over jennifer Garner the whole time. And to be honest even though she looks homeless in this photo i would still knock the back out. Congrats on the wedding you two. gifts in the mail. I bet J-Lo is nailing that cancer victim looking hubby of hers trying to get pregnant so she can keep up.

Maybe the most asked question I get when I am out is "where is your wife?" Everyone thinks that she never goes out with me. I tell them that she does go out with me sometime but just not on that particular night. Here is proof that she has actually gone out in public with me. This was taken at an actual bar in town and a band was playing that wasnt mine. And were even having a moment of PDA. How about that? Told you. Now I wont have to worry about any gay rumors coming out about me and the lead singer of matchbox 20 being caught in bed. You know my wife does have that katie Holmes hair though...

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According to one of the many nameless MTV personalities (formerly known as VJs) the war on Poverty was won today thanks to the Black eyed Peas and Beyonce's booty. Thank God!! I just want to be the first to thank great soldiers like Coldplay and young hipsters Def Leppard for fighting the war for all of us on MTV in between acne and tampon commercials. For details on what really matters go to www.one.org