Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

In the past we have featured Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, and now this year its.... KRISTEN BELL

Some old photos.... 1..Me in 1990 2... Deidra and Melanie (former Newsgirl from Peoria) 3...Deidra chilling on the beach 4...My wife on Mexico Vacation

Kristen Kreuk is SSSMMMOOKKKIN

It's Shaner with his hat off!! I took this pic when we were all out to dinner. His girlfriend made him take the hat off in the restaraunt.

Monday Afternoon I am doing it! I am going in to get my hair cut. There are two different ways I can get it cut. 1. I could get it trimmed and bring my hair to where it is still long yet shorter than it is now. In other words no hair hanging in my face, no hair going down my back, yet still longer than average. 2. I could chop it all off. Go back to that old short hair do or maybe the faux hawk or maybe the shaggy short look that every young guy seems to be wearing. Either way I am gonna get my hairs cut. And I am thinking of doing a bikini wax too!!

REASON1.. yOUR FRIENDS WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A LAWN ORNAMENT REASON 2... YOUR FRIENDS WILL FIND SHARPIES, GARBAGE AND THEIR PHONES AND EMBARRASS YOU REASON 3.. YOU COULD END UP WITH A SKANKY LESBIAN CHIC REASON 4.. YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR HOUSE LOOKING LIKE THIS REASON 5.. YOU COULD GET YOUR COUNTRY INTO A WAR WITH IRAQ REASON 6.. YOU COULD,, ACTUALLY THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS PHOTO. IN FACT MORE GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE THIS SHOULD DRINK

It even makes big ole Ho's like Holly Madison look like class instead of like the chic who's banging that skanky magician dude with the greasy hair.

He is engaged to this!!!

I hope that everyone is ready to have a great Christmas. I know I am. I know I feel like I have actually done some good with the collecting for the Edwards Family of Nilwood and for the Hudgins family as well. Everyone came through to help make the season a brighter one for a family that has been through so much. Thanks to donations that you have made the Edwards family will soon be moving into a new home that they rented over the weekend. They do still need some furniture for the house so if you have any laying around they can sure use it. We are still collecting through Tuesday morning. I am then heading south to Girard to drop off the rest of the money and stuff that we have gotten. Of course if anything rolls in late I will pop into the station during my vacation and get it delivered to the family. The schedule for this week is as follows.. 12-22 MONDAY - THE RAYMIE awards. Presenters will include some surprise guests and should be pretty entertaining. 12-23 TUESDAY - It is the Liv...

The picture of the year from GQ magazine. Jennifer Aniston the most beautiful woman alive!!

I cant even fathom it. It was the situation I was told about on this morning's show. One family and their tragedy right before Christmas. How do you deal with it? How do you go on? How can you possibly have a Happy Holiday? I got a phone call in the 9am hour from a guy named Eric Hudgins who wanted me to get him in touch with the Toys for Tots folks because of his friend Dan Edwards situation. You see, Dan's house burnt to the ground the other day. Everything was lost. And over the next 24 hours life would never be the same. Dan's wife Brianne was working multiple jobs in order to give their four children a great Christmas. This was a family that didnt have much except eachother and love, lots of love. Brianne was so tired she had to catch some sleep and she did so on the family couch. While she slept her three year old son found a lighter and somehow got it to spark. One spark. Just one little spark. That's all it took. The curtains near the couch where his mother sle...

Congrats to Fox Sports for their fine job of paying attention to what they show on their post game show. By the way the Vikes logo is not covering the whole thing. You can see the head...impressive young man, impressive

Whose ass is it? Make your guesses in the comments section.

KEEP AN OPEN MIND DONT GET OFFENDED AND ENJOY THE HAPPY ATHEISM SONG

Heidi Montag in the pool...NICE!!

I have been retooling the CHUBBYRAY.com RAY LYTLE SHOW web page. It is getting closer to being done everyday. By next week much like the death star in return of the Jedi it should be fully operational. If you havent heard the show this week then you have been missing some good stuff. The theft of the barstool was one of those segments that everyone will talk about for years to come. Mychelle being back has been awesome and all the female listeners should be happy about her tips she loves to give like todays seduction tips. The whole tied up and mask thing was a little weird though. As always I highly reccomend that all of you check out the CHUBBYRAY MOVIES page which can be found by link to the right side of this page for updates on all things cinematic. On Thanksgiving Eve I got bombed and blabbed to DC about this idea I had for a really cool TV series. Now that I let him in on it I think the two of us are actually going to work on it. It is a great writing excercise and even better...

SEXY SANTA OUTFITS

Geri Halliwell the SPICE GIRL poses on the Red Carpet before heading into the British Childrens Awards... once again the CHILDREN AWARDS. So here you go kid, here's your award.. its looking at the Spice Girls Ass!!

You know, I never really got the whole 20 something Ashton Kutcher with the 40 something Demi Moore until these New Demi Moore Photos came out. I have seen the light!

It's Britney, Miss Spears, if youre nasty!!

This is the woman who got busted for having sex in a bathroom at the metrodome in Minneapolis. So would ya?

It is so bad that Britney Spears can no longer afford pants that fit!!

Someone call a medic the old dude is gonna need one. Eliza Dukshu showing some leg!!

What a great Saturday night. I went to Donnie B's Funnybone and checked out comedian Adam Hunters show. Adam was on the show Friday and was literally one of the funniest guests we have ever had. While hanging with him before the show he was still talking about Herpapatamous SaraJane who was unlike any one he has ever met during a radio interview. Adam told Mychelle and I before the show that we are the best morning show he has ever guested on so let me return the compliment by saying that he was FANTASTIC last night. Seemless transitions between the scripted and impromptu material plus his stage presence make this guy one of the biggest Stars in stand up today. He also has a face and personality that lets you know he will one day be bigger than just stand up comedy. Adam is also a thirty year old guy that of course can relate to the young but he has the ability to relate to 50+ year olds too with the same panache as a smart ass trouble making kid that you know has a potty mouth bu...

Famous South American Model ARACELI! Guess how old she is. Make your pics in the comments.

A very good friend of mine. A real sweetie but this pic makes me think dirty thoughts. Myspae hotty who has also played the panty game.. ITs SAMMIE or as I call her SAMMAH

Well, She growed up nice. Shoshana Lowenstien and her gigantic boobs on the beach

I got to tell you I had a great time doing the show today. Working with Mychelle and Shaner is a unbelievable. I haven't felt this comfortable doing radio in years. If only Jim and Shawn could be there it would be perfect. We really had a good time today. Actor/comedian Jason Stuart was hysterical late in the show and probably the hight point of the show. Sara Jane and Boge had us rolling with the sexual position demonstrations in the 9am hour and of course Mychelle had us very intrigued with her rundown of her favorite sexual positions. The debut of POINTLESS TRIVIA went great. Mychelle was very ipressed with the screen shots you guys captured while trying to get a good pic of her cleavage. There have been some new screen shots that have been sent today (wednesday) They seem to be from last Wednesdays show when Mychelle had her Bono hat on. Tune in Thursday for.. Back by popular demand MORE TAROT CARD READINGS BY MISTRESS CALIANDE, THE STUPIDEST PERSON OF THE DAY, JIM THE PHO...