Thanks to a C section Britney Spears' vagina was not traumatized this afternoon during birth. Her child was born at 2pm central time. It is also reported that there was a huge sigh of relief by Kevin Federline when told his wives vagina would not be stretched to unbelievable width and that it would retain all of its elasticity. He thanked the doctor and Justin Timberlake for having a small penis that never stretched it out prior to his meeting Britney. The doctor who preformed the C section said he was amazed at Britneys ability to not drop the cigarette she was smoking during the entire surgery.
Thanks to a C section Britney Spears' vagina was not traumatized this afternoon during birth. Her child was born at 2pm central time. It is also reported that there was a huge sigh of relief by Kevin Federline when told his wives vagina would not be stretched to unbelievable width and that it would retain all of its elasticity. He thanked the doctor and Justin Timberlake for having a small penis that never stretched it out prior to his meeting Britney. The doctor who preformed the C section said he was amazed at Britneys ability to not drop the cigarette she was smoking during the entire surgery.
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