Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

The Clock is ticking down.... Only 5 shows left then I am permanently out of here!! Tune in next week for a week of memories and long goodbyes.

this is probably my favorite pic of Mychelle. You will notice in this photo Jimmy has his Mullet!!

Thanks to Doran for being on the show yesterday. i thought I would put up my two favorite Doran pictures.

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the show ends Friday August 12th. That means 7 shows left. However as shitty as I have been feeling and the fact that I will have band practice thursday night leads me to believe that Friday might be a sick day. Now it is impossible to plan sick days but I would put it at 90% that i wont be in Friday. That puts the countdown at 6.

All over the web it is being reported that Renee Zellwegger and Kenny Chesney are already seperating and preparing for divorce. That means their marraige lasted a whopping three months. I wonder if she finally saw him with the hat off and said "oh shit! hes bald!"

It wont be long until the permanently stoned and burnt out look is off my face. Just eight more shows. You can e-mail any ideas about what you would like to hear us do before the show calls it quits on August 12th. raylytle@hotmail.com

I am not a big Black eyed Peas fan but I love thes pictures of Fergie their lead singer. Next time Fergie just excuse yourself run off stage and take a piss. I feel bad for the bass player who probably got some on his leg.

Why are London tabloids so much better than American tabloids? NUDITY thats why.

NINE more days of shows. The countdown is on. Just Nine more shows left. This week and next and then I am officially a free agent. To answer the most often asked questions.. No i dont have a job yet. Don't believe any rumor about where i am going because I havent signed anything. I am 100% planning on taking at least a month off. I need to do nothing and clear my head and re-invent Ray Lytle. I am convinced I will be better than ever when this is all over and done.

Here is Liz and her very mediterranian boyfriend hangin out on a yaght. Liz says "oh i will take my top off" I think I will take some pics of the family while I am topless I remember when my mom would go topless in front of me while I was naked. Oh wait I forgot I am normal so that never fucking happened Oh mommy I will just play with my toys Uh oh maybe I will take some pictures of the paparazzi instead while my big scary boyfriend stares at them in an evil stefano dimera sort of way. Congrats to Liz Hurley for finally getting some nice coverage that doesnt include her boyfriend getting a hummer from a hooker. thanks to www.savemanny.com for the pics

who is charlotte church? she is a singer. what does she sing? how the hell would i know? i dont care. she's topless!

this is kevin Connolly. he is the star of one of the best shows on television "entourage". If you have never seen it, then what the fuck is wrong with you. It is excellent so check it out. this guy is also nailing nicky hilton. the hot smart hilton. and check it out he is showing us his pussy finger. way to go kevin, you lucky bastard.

Here is more from the latest night of Tara Reid trashed. You know you are fucked up when you go out with Paris Hilton and people say she was the tame one. God Bless you Tara Reid you slutty, trashy famous person. Why do we love you? Its because I know I just like every other guy could nail you...if I were single, not that you would care.