Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

OPENING TONIGHT AT SHOWPLACE 12 I will be the fat guy eating popcorn with the smile on my face and the hot chick on my arm. I might see it twice this weekend I am so fired up for this movie. GO SEE IT!!

This is part three of todays BLOGCAST. Hope you guys like it.

This is part 2 of todays BLOGCAST.

Hope you enjoy todays blogcast. Shouldnt take too long before they start getting good.

So it has now been almost 6 weeks since my last show. I have really enjoyed my time off. I mean REALLY enjoyed it. I have laid around and rested. I also got the chance to realize just how exhausted I was. I am now however starting to feel a little bored. I thought I wouldnt get bored until at least Halloween. Recently though I have had lots of time to think. I mean I am really thinking about things like my future, my families future, my love for broadcasting and much more personal stuff. It really has been a great chance to come to some conclusions. One of those conclusions is that "I am not sure I want to do Music Radio anymore". What I mean is in my talks with program directors who are running rock radio stations I have been extremely dissapointed. Some of these guys are 100% against everything that I stand for. My industry ( the rock radio industry) has become a joke. Rock radio stations want people who are going to do their fake shows and use internet written lists, pre p...

Poor christina still cannot afford a bra.

These are not photos taken at a wax museum or of a person in a casket. It is the america hating, english living, vitamin defficiant,makeup needing Gwyneth paltrow. Love your husbands current CD. Cant wait for the one he makes that is filled with songs he wrote after your death from whatever eating dissorder it is you have. Hope the nanny is hot so the hubby will keep her around and there will be stability in the young childs life.

Umm pardon me mam, but your panties are showing.

I am totally ready for an alternative in wrestling. Saturday night at 10pm on SPIKE. Thats 10pm.

http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/notice.htm this is one of those "no shit" stories. What a shock? there might be a health risk in sharing these. By the way Rent-A-dildo is an awesome name for a site.

Her name is Lake Bell. She is the star of the show SURFACE on NBC. I havent seen it. But I think I will start watching.

Go ahead and stick up your thumb and your index or middle finger and give that a yank out a there..MM HMM. Thank you mam.

A tiara? She must be a queen. Queen of boob jobs. Just what exactly are you looking at mister. Well, I guess your not gay. yep, just arch that back Christina. There you go, Now if we could only get you to put on the thong.

EAT SOMETHING!!!!

Great Job caring for that baby Brit! It is a way to keep from getting PPD syndrome. Just stay away from the baby and let a nanny do it. I got 10 bucks she is reading an US Weekly or one of the magazines that is all about her. I just hope while she is sitting there she is doing her kegel excercise. Remember Brit squeeze in ......breathe...release.

Here is a logo for the new show. What do you think? Phat Daddy can you improve on it?

First off I had a great fantasy football weekend. My team scoring a total of 128 points and I still have a player to go tonight in the monday game. Secondly this fucking blog will not let me load any pictures since Friday. I have some great photos that I have found, made, recieved via e-mail and I cant put any of them up. last but not least I think I am actually starting to miss it. I was talking to Balint the other day and was actually throwing out lines about the Spears/Federline baby and of course Barbara Streisands new claims about global warming like she is a fucking scientist and not some old big nosed bitch who has found a way to fool fat old women and gay men out of millions of dollars for her mediocre attempts at entertaining. All the while being a shill for anything democrat. I understand being a liberal but c'mon Babawa open your eyes or is it hard to see with your face buried in Hillary Clinton Snatch? anyway I noticed I might be getting ready to get some of this stuff ...