Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

I would like to say "welcome back" to Lindsay Lohans tits. We missed you. hey look everybody with every photo she takes we get closer. I predict in the next month we get a panty or beav shot

Talk about getting ready to snorkel... I have never wanted to be on a beach so much in my life.... Someone call the friggin ambulance. I get chest pains looking at this photo. That ass is soooo fantastic. I guess you can get away with looking like a douche in a trucker hat if you are laying out with Jessica Alba. No, he still looks like a deuche.

Thanks to a C section Britney Spears' vagina was not traumatized this afternoon during birth. Her child was born at 2pm central time. It is also reported that there was a huge sigh of relief by Kevin Federline when told his wives vagina would not be stretched to unbelievable width and that it would retain all of its elasticity. He thanked the doctor and Justin Timberlake for having a small penis that never stretched it out prior to his meeting Britney. The doctor who preformed the C section said he was amazed at Britneys ability to not drop the cigarette she was smoking during the entire surgery.

Just thought I would give you an update. My back feels much better. Now back to our regularly scheduled irreverant shit......thank you.

First up is Lindsay Lohan. Who hasnt seen her nipples though. By the way you can hardly distinguish between skin and nipple with her. They are colored the same. Next up is the girl from Seventh Heaven. I just think it is funny that a girl from the family show is revealing nip. Look close.

I got these from Tyler Durdens web page. His take was Pink is gaining weight as the main part of the pictures. My take is "its funny to se celebs pull their bikini bottoms out of their ass cracks. By the way I would do her. You can tell she is dirty!!

What a day. I woke up feeling like shit and my back was a little sore. When walking to my office it felt like it started tightening up a bit. Then I went on my way to drop bella off at afternoon pre school and then a quick trip to best buy and then......WHAM. My back went out. I am moving like a 90 year old with a broken hip. If you have had back problems you know how hard it is to get comfortable in any set position. I am telling you this because I probably wont do any updates today. I will hopefully get back at it tomorrow. I want to take a jacuzzi but I am afraid I wont be able to get out of the tub. There is nothing more embarrassing than having to get help getting out of the tub. My wife cant lift 400 pounds so it would definitely require help. Hey maybe if we get 3 or 4 naked women in the jacuzzi with us they can help lift me out. Oh wait a minute scratch that. With the back hurting I wouldnt be able to do anything but lay on my stomach. Thats hard to do with a boner. Besides all...

God Bless you Jessica Simpson. God bless you and your phony ex preacher father for allowing you to get sluttier with every photo shoot. I cant wait til you and Nick break up and your dad releases the porno so he can make his 30 %. Got these photos from Tyler durdens site. That by the way is a totally cool web page from a guy with an attitude similiar to mine so I love it.

I am starting to get a lot of negative e-mail about all this shit with the new Morning show on WQLZ. My editing of comments about them and other things that are questioning my credibility. I want to make my position clear. Trust me I hate censoring stuff from my fans and friends. I just asked you guys to wait a month or so. I probably should not have censored the critiques of the new morning show on WQLZ. It is a free country and it is your opinion to think what you want to think. Some of your comments though have been personal attacks and really unfair. I got to be honest. I have not heard the new show. You will also notice I havent told you to like the show I just told you to give it a chance. I would never put my stamp of aproval on something without knowing how it sounded first. I am not saying it is good I am simply saying you should listen and then judge for yourself whether to listen again or not. I want to make it clear that this post is not about me distancing myself from the...

I had to delete an entire section guys. It is pain in the ass to do it. The comments were just tooooo brutal! They were just mean. I think you know what I am talking about. Let me put it this way. There will be a time and place. A blog about watching football is not it. I took it easy this weekend but more new stuff is coming up later on today and of course tonight by me on this page. Plus Rob Hanson is getting the page together so Jimmy and I can do our podcast. I havent even talked to Marv or Tommy yet. Hopefully they will be in for it too. Alright I am out. I promised a three year old I would take her to lunch.