Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

I am way too busy for a blogcast today. I am getting close to getting off my ass and getting back to work. I have way too much work to do an original blogcast. However Tomorrow in honor of George Takei I will blogcast the audio from BODINE INTERVIEWS SULU. it is a classic!!! Back with new blogcast shows next week,,,,,bitches.

More Selma Hayek!!!!

" Oh Bodine, I think you do...want to bend over for me" SULU comes out!! Former show guest George Takei has revealed that he is gay. Now after one of the greatest all time bits in the history of the morning disaster "bodine calls sulu" (from best of 4, available by e-mailing me) This was about as shocking as the Sheryl Swoopes outing. By the way George says the best thing about being out, is that now he doesnt have to worry about Shawn eating all the food in the closet.

we could go back to the days when Sandra Bullock was Really Sexy.

Once again I am really missing summer. Thats not a good sign considering it is only October.

She needs to find a show and get back on TV.

Here are some upcoming scenes from the TV show Smallville. In this scene Lois Lane as played by the lovely erica Durance goes undercover at a strip club. Oh man I got to start watching this show!!!

WNBA player Sheryl Swoopes who is arguably one of the finer female basketball players to EVER play the game has come out of the closet and is going public with the fact that she is a lesbian. In related news..., Pamela Anderson has had Breast augmentation surgery, Actors dont use real bullets in the movies and I am fat.

TNA Bound For Glory is replaying this week on digital Cable and the dish. If you have not seen it I highly reccomend it. Especially if you are sick of seeing Jeff Jarrett as the champ. (hint, hint, look at the photo) or if you were a fan of ECW. it was a really good show. Catch the replay. Click on the photo to go to the TNA website and get replay times. Also there is word of a TNA video game coming out in the next year. Yeah baby!!!

I cannot think of a better way to end a birthday day then a couple of photos of Jessica Alba.

My earlier post said that I feel I look younger now than I was in the early 90's. Of course the e-mail started rolling in saying I was crazy. I thought I would post a look at my mug throughout the years. You can determine for yourself. I think the glasses have a lot to do with it. The hair doesnt hurt either. Lately I think it is lack of stress and putting up with BS at work that is working for me. I am sure the stress of not working will start soon but as of right now I got none. Here I am in the Fall of 1990 Lets flash ahead to early 1993 Up next is the summer of 2002 Here is summer of 2005 Here is a recent photo

The almost perfect rear end of WWE Diva Trish Stratus!!!

How the hell do I look so old in this picture? Let me get this right. The above picture is over 10 years old. I was like 25 in the photo and I look older in this photo then I do now. My wife looked and still looks hot. By the way check out those dorky glasses.

It is my birthday so I am just posting pics of women that I think are hot. This is Elisha Cuthbert formerly of 24 and the movie "the girl next door"

She is hot!! I could say something about the Underworld movie but I havent seen it. I know there is a new one coming out but I dont know anything about it...other than the fact that she is HOT!!

So let me get this straight. You were married this this P.O.A. named Denise Richards and you cheated on her while she was preggers because she lost the body. Then after she lost the baby weight you got her back? Now she looks like this again and you are back with her? You are my hero, Charlie Sheen.

I already miss the summer. It is already too cold for my taste around here in Central Illinois. It is because of this minor weather caused depression that I have decided to brighten our day by posting some classic photos of EVA LONGORIA. I cant wait til next summer. I only thank God that we pay our celebrities enough money to constantly vacation in warm areas where they can still wear bikinis year round!!

There was such a response to Erica Durance last week on the page that I thought I would give you more. Here are some screen shots from the episode that aired on the WB.

This is the big week everybody. My Birthday Week!! It is weird that this is the first birthday that I can remember not having a job since I was like 13 years old. It will also be the first birthday that takes place during the week where I will actually be able to sleep in. The bad news is I am trying to diet which is always hard and that means I wont be able to go nuts and eat what I want on my big day. Oh yeah I also have no money so I cant go out and buy myself something like I usually do. It could be worse though. I could still be doing a show and Shawn and the other guys would say they were planning something big in honor of my birthday and then all of them would forget about it or not lift a finger for the weeks leading up to it.Then the week before I would be told to not plan any bits or material for the day of the birthday because it will be taken care of. then of course on the day of the birthday nothing happens because no one did anything and the show sounds like a giant TuRD ...