Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

oKAY EVERYBODY I AM GONE FOR THE NEXT WEEK AND A HALF. I WILL TRY TO UPDATE THIS BADBOY FROM THE HOTEL BUSINESS CENTER BUT LOOK FOR BIG UPDATES WHEN I GET BACK. I AM GOING TO GO PICTURE CRAZY.

Its me and Brando hanging on the couch PS BOB flips off the camera in his last act of obsenity Here I am with Bec from the River who was inviting everyone to tune into her show with Lamb on 97.7. By the way she is Jon's wife so dont get any ideas...bitches. Here I am with a fat crossdresser SuperFan Bob from the network days made his way down for the party.

Here I am with RTQ right before the two of us snuck out to have a smoke. Here I am with Cowboy Troy and his big dumb cowboy hat. Of Course Marvin came up and doled out some advice on being unemployed Sandy Balint taking a nap on one of the backstage couches Me and Rich showing our guns One last time its "Lytle and Lamb" Me and Allen from "the mighty sideshow" Of course here I am with a make a wish kid.. no just joking, its Jim the photographer!

What a fun time the concert was on Friday night. You never know it might be the last time that I play in a concert setting. Who knows if the next gig allows me to have a band? If I never play again this was a hell of a night to go out on.. The crowd is waiting for the Itchy Pickles to start Jim the photographer comes out on stage to do a toast and welcome the band. Time for me to say hello and dedicates this song to everybody.... Just to fuck with the crowd and the whole gang I start a solo version cover of the Clash's "should I stay or should I go" The band rocks out to our second most played single "troll woman" Tony tells Judd that I am gonna let Dave do a drum solo... Why not? Dave rocks a drum solo that blows us away.. Thats all I say goodnight after Lesbian Rocker and our cover of Baba O reilly while Judd gives Dave a thumbs up.

This is what it looked like after the long silence and Marvin cracking a joke. Look at me crying like a little bitch. Not one of my proudest moments. Part of the pain comes from my knowing that Spanky has won the crying bet. Finally made it past crying and now the final words. Last but not least.... So long everybody and then Vince Neils song "promise me". This is the cake that was sent over by Specialty Cakes on stevenson drive. One more shot of the lovely Doran... and her cleavage. The song plays and it finally sets in that it is OVER!! Thanks for 9 years.

RTQ reads the paper while Jim the photographer pretends to listen to whatever it is Mikey is saying. This is why Mikey eventually broke wind in his face later in the show. phone screener Tommy, Allysin and Rocky laugh while intern Nikki Grimaces as we talk about her crush on Shawn. Shawns only fan Katie the monkey wont leave his side. Allysin, Norm, Shaner adn Shawn who looks like he is falling asleep. Rodney and Allen from Mighty sideshow prepare to do their acoustic version of Mirror. Allysin is looking hotter than ever! Someone walks into the room and everyone checks it out. Get a look at the food and stuff on the desk. right in front of RTQ. In this shot from bottom to top clockwise. Allysin RTQ Norm, Dufus, PBoy (with cubs jersey) and of course me.

Last Friday (August 12th) was an amazing morning for me. When I announced I was going to leave I told Bodine to make sure my final show was filled with friends and that the show was something to remember. He did not let me down. Phonecalls went out to everybody and the turnout was amazing. I saw friends I hadnt seen in years during those last couple weeks of broadcast. These are some photos from the final show. They are taken by BIG D the highlight of the show for many of the guys in the room was Doran's cleavage. Here is a nice shot of it as she prepared to do the news one last time. Katie the monkey showed up and rubbed her butt all over Shawn. She thought he was a stinky ape. Little does he know he is a jackass. How about this shot of people in the studio. Sitting is Doran, reggie, Allysin, Mikey. Standing two of Marvins friends, Rocky, Cowboy troy, Hobie, Joe the limo driver, listener Shane, and listener Mickey. That is the back of my head at the bottom. Doran throws someth

I was literally too tired to do anything except just sleep and chill since Friday. However, I went out Saturday night for a while and hung out at the warehouse watching the NMW show. I thought it was a nice show. I thought they could have turned the mics up a little bit but then I was still deaf from Friday. In ring action was very good. Everytime I see him I realize that the Prime time playa is a STAR. That guy has charisma and can really go in the ring. Of course Guy and Billy are awesome and they are two guys that whenever I see them I will sit and bullshit about wrestling for a half an hour or talk about movies or whatever. They are just good guys. Madman is awesome. Amazing charisma for someone who displays a limited in ring vocabulary. the setting up of the eventual Shane vs Shard sometime down the road is nice too. Overall this was a nice show. I have so many more thoughts on everything but I dont want to end up being like that chronic masturbator Crimefighter and go off on the

Yes I am getting the e-mails. I promise that I will get up some of my thoughts on my final show and concert last Friday. I am waiting for BIG D to send me some photos so I can post them with my entry. I promise I will get some up before I leave for the beach.

ANNA Kournikova!!! If there is a heaven, and it is a beach. When I die she will be there with Jessica Alba and Jennifer Anniston.

thank you Eva Longoria!!! Nice mole by the way...

Whenever I am wanting to put off talking about myself and starting the hard part of documenting the final show and last weekend I can always count on Paris Hilton to do something to help me. Here is the latest NIPSLIPS of the lovely ms. Hilton. Also check out those thumb bruised on her left thigh in that last picture. There is nothing sexier than a thumb bruise. remind to do a whole piece on the thumb bruise one day wont you. My wife and I have been married over ten years and she still gets the thumb bruise. Yeah baby!!

Wow. Feels like I slept non stop for the last week. I did however check out the cubs game last night and the TNA ppv SACRIFICE. Then I went back to bed.

Hey everybody. Bodine did a real cool thing on Friday. He recorded the entire final show and turned it into an MP3 on one CD. We handed them out to the show members at the VIP party and a bunch of listeners asked if they could have one. We unfortunately didnt have any extras to give out that night. I did however get the master and made some copies. If anyone wants a copy I can get it to you. You got to pay for shipping and a little something for the trouble but you can have the show for basically free. 5 bucks free shipping first class to anywhere in the USA. Paypal is accepted. If you are interested let me know. I just got up and around today. I promise I will make some real posts later tonight or tomorrow. I am still brain dead from the weekend. I will run it all down for you later Peace Ray