Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

Howard and Beth Stern Howard Stern and his Girlfriend Beth Ostrosky got married on Friday night. Stern who is only 6 years younger than my parents married a girl who is over 10 years younger than me. I will say that it is proof that rich guys get HOT girls. I mean Howards probably got a great personality. Im sure he's not a self loathing yet egomaniacal and bitter human being like all the other Morning Radio guys I've had the displeasure of knowing. By the way most of the guys I described hate me because i generally like myself and have a good marriage and really am too lazy to take the time to be bitter and hate anyone. Oh well that's probably why my career has led me to mediocre fame and earnings. But at least I didn't have to get divorced and agree to sacrifice my fortune just to get a hot woman to give you regular Blow jobs. oh yeah in case I didnt mention it .. congrats Howard. Don't have anymore children or she will lose that body and all of this would be for ...

Britney is looking damn good. That's a sweet diet and it seems natural and not meth induced like the previous ones.My wife needs to get one like it for the next wedding we go to.... of course we will return it to the store the following day because we have no money and considering were not a multi billion dollar company that had questionable business practices due to our own stupidity and greed we wont be getting a handout from our government.

My favorite Cub Ryan Theriot when it sinks in during game two that they are not going to win this series. He truly is one of my favorite Cubs and had a fluke error or era as that idiot Dick Stockton called it in game 2. I still like him and Love having him on the team. With that being said... If the Cubs can get Rafael Furcal in Free agency I would kick The Riots ass to the curb or at the very least 2nd base in order to make foom for a stud of a ballplayer who actually knows how to take pitches, bunt, steal bases, and play solid defense.

Youre going to die and they arent ever going to win one. Sorry but dont feel bad I probably wont see one either.

and she's holding carton of milk for some reason. Is she cooling off the cooch after some bruising or what is going on there. Nothing says comfort like some dairy products against your crotch.

Heather Locklear's Mug shot from a couple weeks ago. She is 45. Thats right 45 and still looks like this after getting arrested. Now some might think she looks bad but come on.. this is post arrest mug shot photo. This is after time spent non sober, fighting with the cops, probably crying after arrest, and sleep deprivation while waiting to get booked. If you ask me her looking like this is rather impressive.