Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

The lovely Holly Madison has left the building. The former numbder one girlfriend of Hugh Heffner has left the mansion in order to move in with Criss Angel who she has been secretly banging for months. Congrats on stopping being a Cheating bitch and putting your cheating out in the open by dumping the wrinkly old dude. By the way Criss Angel watch out, once a cheater always a cheater. She will be pulling a three way with Penn and Teller any day now.

Jessica Simpson has an accidental skirt blow-up moment. You think she would be smart enough to know that wearing underwear is important on a raised stage. By the way my prediction. JESSICA SIMPSON IS PREGNANT. You heard it here first. I think she is hiding a pregnancy. Mark my words it will come out soon. That hot beeotch is knocked up. I would put money on it. Shes hiding her stomach and wearing baggy dresses and her ass is growing. I have seen it before wearing a bikini and that is not the same ass. That is a pregnant ass. So let me be the first to say CONGRATS TONY AND JESSICA

So I started doing this thing where I actually take time to go through and look at my myspace friends. Now this isnt easy considering I have almost 2000 people that legitimately have some type of connection to me. Either through listening on FM or the internet. I am one of these people that are way to lazy to send out friend requests so people have got to come to me in order to become my friend. Im the same way with facebook although at least with myspace I understand how it works. Facebook just seems BORING to me. But, thats now what this is about. What this post is about is HOT girls on the Space. I went through some of my hottest friends on Myspace and picked out some pics to show in this post and plan on doing it from time to time so here goes First Up the lovely Mikki. I worked with Mikki over at the Q when she was the receptionist. She was one of my fave coworkers of all time and Jimmy loved her too. Anyway she went on to move to Cali and become a model and musician ...Heres Mikk

Somebodies got a wedgie..... Thank God

I can see your panties. Sweeet!!

Last time I saw Ashlee Simpson she was bigger than Shawn Balint. I mean she looked like she was smuggling beach balls under her dress. I dont think its possible to get any more pregnant than this woman is. But back in the day she was SMOKING. Oh yeah and she loved to get her drank on and show dem panties!! Enjoy this photo. She wont ever look like this again.

Charlize Theron is still HOT!! And yes I know that Wink is for me you hot little South African, you.

Nicole Richie has grown BOOBS!! It's a miracle! We need to see if anyone harvested illegal stem cels or if that was the result of the pregnancy.