Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

TODAYS SHOW IS RATED R. Thats right Jon Lamb co-hosts and it gets raunchy!! If you are over 18 enjoy the show by clicking on the logo. Today's show is brought to you by the Rock Shop. Check out rockshopguitars.com by clicking on the logo. And New Age Tattoos on South MacArthur in Springfield. Check out their web page by clicking on the logo. To hear the show either click on the Ray Lytle show logo or click HERE

Happy Birthday to my Beautiful wife Deidra. She is the LOVE of my life, the reason I smile everyday, and the reason that no matter what BS happens in life I am happy. ( by the way you will notice I took the time to crop myself out of all the above photos)

Wow! All I can say is Wow.

I hope you wish to get this body back when you blow out the candles. PS...quit smoking around your baby.

Oprah finally showed up on the David Letterman Show last night. This ended years of Dave's running bit trying to get her on the show. It was a boring interview but a nice ending with Dave escorting Oprah out of the studio and over to her new theater down the street where "the color purple" is debuting.

Here you go Shawn. These are to make up for the fact that I have been giving you a hard time on the Ray Lytle show download.

Today's show features a phone call to Jim the Photographer. Is there a shocking discovery? Or is Jimmy just stoned? The show is brought to you by New Age Tattoos on South MacArthur in Springfield. Click on the logo for their web page!! And the ROCK SHOP on West Jefferson in Springfield. Click on the logo to check out Rockshopguitars.com to hear todays show click on the Ray Lytle show logo or Click HERE

That is right the longest pregnancy in the history of human beings has ended. Ben Affleck's wife Jennifer Garner finally gave birth to their baby girl in L.A. last night. The Internet's favorite Gossip Bitch Perez Hilton has the complete story HERE I like both Affleck and Garner and think it is great they are having a kid. I only hope for three things. 1. That Jen gets her body back soon 2. that they don't let a nanny raise their baby like Britney Spears 3. that Ben doesn't smoke around the friggin baby oh yeah and 4. That they one day make a Daredevil sequel. I loved that movie

Thanks to everyone who has been dowloading the Ray Lytle show every night. This morning we surpassed 25,000 downloads. Please spread the word and lets keep getting out the word about this website and this show. It is amazing how great you guys have been in letting people know about the show. When I first started the show in those little 5 minute broadcast's in October we would get around 75 people getting them. Now shows like the one last night, the thanksgiving eve show with Jon Lamb guesting and the Jim the Photographer as guest show easily topped 1000 dowloads. It really is amazing to see the numbers of people coming to this and the download site directly. I JUST WANT TO SAY THANKYOU!!!

Britney Spears is starting to get the body back. She got that belly button re-pierced. She had to let it close up when she was preggers. Now she has somewhere to hang the air freshener from again

The tale of two Jewish men and which one I would rather be. 1=Moses ...parted the sea, walked for a whole lot of miles and spoke to a burning bush plus had to follow commandments 2= Jordan Bratman ...gets to part those legs, rides in a limo that his new wife pays for, doesn't have to deal with a burning bush either. Christina shaves! You know with here there are no rules. final score Bratman 4 Moses 0

you see, she is so dirty she needs to take a bath. Her shoes must be dirty too, and her whore stockings, and she might be sitting on something which would explain the weird smile.

The Nick Lachey questionaire:: Are you not a blonde? Do you promise to not have sex with any members of the show jackass? Is your father a giant A-hole? Do you have a pain in the ass lip synching talentless little sister? Do you do commercials for acne cream?

This is one of those episodes people will be talking about for a while Today's show is brought to you by The ROCK SHOP on West Jefferson in Springfield Illinois. You can check them out online by clicking on the logo. Tell Todd to get a HairCut!! and NEW AGE TATTOOS on south MacArthur in Springfield. Click on the logo to check out some of Jason's great work. To hear the show click on the Ray Lytle show logo or click HERE

Since we wont be seeing her on tv after this year considering the idiots at ABC cancelled ALIAS, here is Rachel Nichols. I for one will miss her.

and Just like me she is Scratching her balls

Jennifer Love Hewitt is the new spokeswoman for Hanes. I thought hanes made granny panties. When the hell did they start making undies for hot chicks?

Today's show is brought to you by the ROCK SHOP on west Jefferson in Springfield. Check them out online at rockshopguitars.com or stop by the store today and check out some of their exclusive Gibson Custom shop guitars and NEW AGE TATTOOS on South MacArthur in Springfield. Right now you can buy a 150 dollar gift certificate for just 100 dollars or a 75 dollar certificate for 50 dollars. to hear the show click on the Ray Lytle Show logo or click HERE

Ric Flair (Richard Fleirh) turned himself into Charlotte North Carolina Police today to answer a warrant for his arrest on an accusation of Road Rage. Some guy driving slow in the fast lane claims that Flair pulled him out of his car, choked him and threatened to kick his ass again and again because he memorized his license number. The guy told the police and they of course immediately believed the pansy. Sounds to me like he needs to get Flair arrested for the eventual civil claim or hopeful settlement that he will get after this is all done. Flair was booked and released on a thousand dollars bond. This is why I always tell the kids make sure when commiting road rage you kill the som' bitch so they cant go whinin to the coppers.

I know when it is cold outside and I am feeling crappy, nothing makes me feel better than a group of photos featuring the back side of Jessica Alba!!!

This is the rocker chick from one of the early American Idol seasons. She of course said that she didnt want to be one of these pop music bimbos posing in their bikinis in order to sell albums. By the way her new pop album will be out in the spring.

Brooke Burke is still SUPER HOT!!

Doesn't is seem like Jen Garner has been Preggers for over a year. This is a recent picture and my God does she look like she is gonna blow. That baby girl is riding way out front. I really hope she gets a C Section because the head on that baby has to weigh 7 lbs.

Due to the fact that I am still MOVING and I am also still SICK I cannot do a broadcast today. I will still do shows this week Tuesday through Saturday. Back with a vengeance TOMORROW with more celeb babes in Bikinis, and other cool stuff plus MORE of the RAY LYTLE SHOW.