Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

IF I ever in my life achieve any kind of fame that would allow me to have a statue or wax figure or any kind of scuplture in my likeness do me one favor.... Make it look like me!!! Congrats to Henry Winkler and his Fonz statue which actually resembles Nic Cage during his gay phase more than it resembles Arthur Fonzerelli

EVERY FRIDAY ON THE SHOW JON AND I TALK TO THE MOVIE GUYS NATE AND DC. ONE OF THE THINGS WE ALWAYS END UP DOING IS ASKING THEM WHAT THEIR CURRENT FIVE TOP MOVIES OF THE SUMMER ARE. THEY ALWAYS CHANGE. THE SAME GOES FOR ME. INDIANA JONES AND HELLBOY AND GET SMART HAVE BEEN IN AND OUT OF THE LIST SEVERAL TIMES. THIS WEEKS LIST OF THE TOP FIVE IS AS FOLLOWS NUMBER ONE= THE DARK KNIGHT The most amazing Comic book movie ever made. Nolan directed a masterpiece in my opinion. A fantastic film. It will be many peoples greatest movie ever NUMBER TWO= IRON MAN Robert Downey Jr is incredible. Jon Favreau directed a great film. That guy is waayyyy underrated. Jeff Bridges is just evil and dare I say it Gwyneth was hot. Great Comic Book movie especially after the credits. Made the comic book fan part of me smile like a puppy with two peters! NUMBER THREE= STEP BROTHERS Thats right it breaks into the top five for the first time this summer. I have been laughing at stuff that was in this mo...

Mark Derosa the Cubs second baseman, left fielder, right fielder, third baseman, pinch hitter, and one of the team leaders now has a blog. Derosa who is one of those guys you cant help but like is a pretty entertaining blogger. If you are a Cubs fan like myself you should be checking it out. Like myself he needs to update it more often but it is pretty damn good here is the link CLICK HERE FOR THE BLOG

It is time for us to stop rewarding the women with GIANT BOOTY's! exhibit A=KIM KHARDASHIAN EXHIBIT B= Jennifer Lopez We need to stop encouraging this. FOr Gods sake women are getting implants to look like this. It is wrong! Take it from me, a giant Ass of another form, it is wrong I tell you. WRONG!!

My Bella!! Have a happy first full day little Beebers!! Love Daddy

What an amazing feat and feet. Michael Phelps became the greatest individual athlete in olympics history as part of a team. How Ironic is it that Phelps 8th gold medal, which made him the holder of the record for most in a single olypics, came as part of a relay team with three other swimmers. It just goes to show that one man no matter how talented can't become great on his own. This is a lesson that I have had to be reminded of several times. It is a lesson that all of us should remember. Phelps who has a giant torso and short legs is a man who posseses giant feet. Those feet make him swim like he has fins. The guy is amazing and in a time where an evil looking VP has become the face of my country I am glad that I finally have a new reason to feel happy to be an American again. Michael Phelps has made me feel better about being an American in the face of the suffering economy. Michael Phelps has made me proud to be an american in the face of those disgusting people who say thing...