Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

And the Italian Woman. Oooh La LA...... This is the extremely lovely Monica Belluci. You might know her from the Matrix 2 reloaded and revolutions and the new film Brothers Grimm. If your wife catches you touching yourself improperly to these photos you can tell her they are art because they are black and white. could be worse. My brother once got caught whacking it to a Sears Catalogue womens underwear section. I will have to tell that story one day. It was so bad my grandparents had to clip out the underwear sections from all future catalogs.

I told my wife good news and bad news tonight. The bad news is I am no where near ready to work. The good news is I did actually start on my demo tape. That's right. I have been using a half ass demo tape that took only a couple of hours to put together. It was the tape that I used to get the Miami interview on the job I was eventually fucked out of. This current demo I am working on is actually more of what I am about. I am not going to get into the demo and the process or even what it features that's not the point. The point is that I am actually ready to start putting it together. That means I am getting closer to doing a show again.. as least I think thats what it means. I havent even made it over to the unemployment office yet. I would really like to get some unemployment. I have never gotten it before. It seems like something that is so "only American" that we should all experience it. It is funny though that I have been too lazy to actually apply for the free m...

I actually looked at this picture a good 5 times and for over ten minutes total before realizing she is walking a dog that looks exactly like mine. Let me point out that if she were wearing a bra I would have noticed it in seconds.

It is official girls the anorexia look is out. Lyndsay Lohan has even started to eat. She is actually starting to look good. Now if she can just get the auborn hair and boobs back. Can I ask a question? Did anyone else feel like a dirty old man watching the movie Mean Girls? I saw it because I like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. I also saw it because my wife loves Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. I ended up really enjoying Rachel McAddams and Lacy Cheabert. I did feel a little less dirty when I found out they were of age when making the movie. It is weird I never felt bad about looking at young girls when I was in my twenties or even my early thirties. I think it kicks in when you become physically capable of having fathered them. Most people are capable of being able to impregnate by 15 or 16 so when I turned 35 is when it started getting a little freaky. Dont get me wrong I still loved looking I just felt weird about it.

Shawn Balints Fav wrestler of all time the lovely GAIL KIM is returning to TV. TNA wrestling has announced she has signed on with them. Check out the story at http://www.tnawrestling.com/index.html You can also enjoy the pics I have put up of the lovely miss Kim

I saw this on the drudge report and thought "man thats amazing". This photo was taken last night (tuesday) and it is the new orleans skyline. They actually got some of the power turned on yesterday and it looks fantastic. here is a story link to the yahoo story http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050907/480/ladm10109071324 I know they are saying so many bad things about how it is deserted and it will be 9 months before anyone is allowed to come there. It is now being called by the CDC a potential hazardous area with contaminated water illnesses possibly becoming airborn. With all that it is great to see photos like this that shows how technologically it takes a lot to keep us down.

Here it is almost twelve thirty AM and I am just now getting started doing stuff in my office. That is kind of how things have been going lately. There is so much stuff to do during the day that I really cant get anything done until everybody else falls asleep. I was talking to Lambo today and he was blowing me shit because the earliest I have woken up has been 11am. I stay up late because it is the only time I can get stuff done. I dont get bothered playing my video games. I dont get bothered trying to edit some audio. I dont have to worry about my kid screaming or dogs fighting or the phone ringing. It really is a great time to get shit done. It reminds me of what life was like when I first started in radio doing part time overnights. It is the only other job I have had in radio. Thats right I went from part time overnights to full time mornings. As far as I know I am the only person I have ever heard of who has pulled that one off. Anyway those days were cool. I worked at WYMG when ...

I would personally like to thank natalie portman for being so stupid that she didnt think any paparazzi would snap photos at the beach. So natalie how is that ivy league education working for you? I bet Luke Skywalker wishes he could have just had enough time to get a good feeding off those nipples huh...

Hats off to Tyler Durden and his web site which by the way is one of my faves. He has photos of Christina Aguilera and her new titties!! Yeah I'd do her.

Cmon guys it is a pain in the ass to delete some of the totally hateful and inappropiate comments towards my replacements on WQLZ. I asked you guys a couple of weeks ago to lay off for a month. Please give me a break. Deleting this stuff is a pain. Seriously just like I said give it some time and then you can go crazy. lay off the next couple of weeks though. Bo is my brother and Shawn is one of my best friends.They are affected by this. Lets give them a chance before you go bashing them on my site. If you dont like it then turn the dial. listen to Lambo and Beck.

someone wanted me to post pictures of my dogs. I really hope this guy isnt some kind of weirdo freak dog fucker or anything but... here you go. My boys Rufus and Max. By the way, Hurricane Katrina is causing havoc for humans of the emotional variety as well. Many people were not allowed to take their pets with them when they moved to shelters. Many of these pets need homes to be fostered in while they wait for their owners to get their lives back together. keep your eyes open for details on how to help. Also if you know anyone who lives nearby any of the states affected tell them to get off their ass and foster some of these pets. more later bitches... including Queen Amidallas titties!!!

(below is a pic of me and Bella at a ballgame) I am now three weeks into my unemployment and still doing FANTASTIC. I seriously dont remember being happier. This time off is diong wonders for my attitude. I really think I am a much better guy to be around. I have been just hanging out with my daughter and playing and I have been playing MVP baseball on X-BOX. I have the new Madden but havent even played it yet. My little brother Goose played it and said its great and DIGGS is always talking about how cool it is. (yes I am still good friends with Diggs) I want to start playing it but I still cant get sick of playing MVP. I am now in 2006 of my MVP dynasty and the CUBS are in first place so I got to ride out this video game season to see how it goes. You gamers know what I am talking about. I am now getting rested to the point of looking for some fun stuff to do. I was hoping to go catch a couple more chiefs games in Peoria but their season ends today. This unemployment came too late to ...

At this time when we all feel sad about what happened in New Orleans and Mississippi and Alabama We all need something to make us feel better. Personally for me it is Jessica Albas ASS that has brought me sadness to JOY. BLESS YOU JESSICA ALBA! Bless you and your perfect ass!!