Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

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There is nothing better than when a total hypocrite a-hole like Joe Simpson has bad news. I would say one daughter secretly seperating from her hubby because she was banging guys who starred in a movie called Jackass would be one of these things. The other one is this... ASHLEE SIMPSON caught on tape. Click HERE To see the Mcdonalds video from Toronto and find out how the younger uglier dumber Simpson handles her booze.

Here you go, the story that you will be hearing about on the radio and cable news for the next 24 hours. The guy who was glued to the toilet at Home Depot is Suing! Click HERE for the tv report including an interview with the Home Depot toilet guy.

Guys, If you ever thought you had a psycho ex girlfriend do some horrible stuff to you...trust me you will rethink it after reading about this biatch of the year candidate. Click HERE

You are tapping this!!!!!

Here is a picture of a woman who is aging well... And heres a couple of old broads who aint.......

You might want to tuck that left one in a little better.

Shawn or should I say Freddy Chavez, my friend, said that his new favorite is Eva Mendes so Here you go Shawny...I mean Freddy. Its Eva!!

Tonight on SPIKE TV at 8 pm central

The latest Britney Spears rumor has her leaving LA with her 6 week old baby to go back to her moms house in Louisiana because she is fighting with her hubby. She is also continuing to work out and being upset maybe she is not eating as much which means maybe were getting closer to getting the old Brit back. Kevin Federline Meanwhile continues to party every night and spend his estranged wife's money. He is also working on an album of rap music. Now his first song was leaked on the net and is terrible. Tyler Durden's site has the leaked song. Click HERE to check out this horrible Rap from the worlds most infamous baby daddy

I read this story and think of Jimmy Click HERE

Just wanted to update some stuff on the web page. The blog casts are going to be coming every day because...THE FIRST SPONSOR OF THE BLOG CAST DEBUTS TODAY. Find out who it is when the blog cast hits around 5pm today!!!!

This is Gisele. She has been Leo's girlfriend. She however wasnt enough for him and he had to cheat. Guys this is just proof that no matter how good looking the girl we get is.. we can always do stupid stuff. Can you imagine how hot the girl he had to cheat with was? Or maybe he is one of these guys who cheats with girls who are uglier than theif girlfriends because the hot girl wont do any nasty stuff. Judging from the middle photo though I'nm guessing she can be nasty. That's just me...

I figure Paris Hilton has had photos every day so far, so why not try to make it all week.

Christina Aguilera was paid a butt load of money by Mercedes to just stand around the new car and put on a 15 minute concert. She actually would make me want to test drive the car. Maybe it is a new calling for her. She might be good at it. I know she is much better looking than my buddy Walt Skube at Bob Ridings.

Only in California can you go to the beach and end up seeing a really famous hot actress take a shower.

TNA Impact Special Primetime show THURSDAY NOVEMBER 3rd at 8pm central. Check it out on Spike TV. Should be an awesome night of TNA wrestling. Jarrett is getting a rematch against Rhino, Team 3D formerly the dudleys will be taking on Team Canada and the Ultimate X Bound for Glory Rematch.

See she dressed as a horny bunny rabbit With a lazy eye.. Actually it must be nice to go to parties for a living. By my estimation she hit 7 halloween parties over the weekend. That is a life

Whats the deal with ABC. The sweeps have started and they are airing repeat episodes of their best show "LOST". To help us get by as we wait for next weeks new episode here is some photos of Evangeline Lilly taken before she was soiled after having sex with the hobbit.

I am a sucker for the black stockings!!!

It is 4:30 in the morning and I could not sleep tonight to save my life so I stayed up all night mixing down some audio that I know my agent will be asking for in the next couple of days. I also took some time to update this page. Coming later today whenever I wake up there will be some awesome Eva Longoria photos. Black stockings is all I have to say to describe the photos. I will also be doing a new blog cast later today and if you get a chance you should check out chubby ray movies as later today we will have some dvd reviews up and a link to the new King Kong trailer which is awesome. Remember there is no new Lost tonight which sucks but tomorrow night for you wrestling fans there will be the Spike TV primetime special of TNA IMPACT. I will have more details on that tomorrow but it features Team 3D (formerly the Dudley boys) versus Team Canada and Jeff Jarrett and Rhino for the NWA championship and the rematch of the ultimate X with Sabin, Williams and Bentley. Should be a good sho...

Maybe she is talking to her divorce lawyer... by the way, nice panties

First off Rumors said she quit WWE. Now WWE is saying that is not true. She was however not at the ppv last night. They are now saying because of problems with a family member she could not attend. Vince McMahon has no idea whats wrong. HEY VINCE, maybe the fact that you FIRED her husband Billy Kidman and wont let him use his name on TNA if he goes has something to do with it. Oh yeah in a related story Chirstian also quit the WWE. Is anyone even reading this or all you like me and just staring at her rear end..... thought so

Her husband might be david Beckham, the worlds best soccer player but they must not be paying soccer players that much money these days. LOOK she cant even afford a bra. Oh wait a minute now that I look closer I know what happened... she spent the money on plastic surgery.

It was reported that she lost another 4 lbs this week in her post pregnancy diet and working out. I just wanted to put up some photos to remind us all of what could be once again. classic Brit photos!!!

Laying on the Couch with my daughter and Max the dog

Eva Longoria

Would it be possible for you to put on a bra?