Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

In the past I could always go on the air with some marathon broadcast and raise money. Give information on how to actually help out. I got to admit I feel a little helpless on what I can do. I mean yeah I will give a check to the red cross but there has got to be more. This is the first time I feel bad about not being on the radio....

After the Tsunami in ASIA the celebrities that were all worried about doing whats hip were giving millions. Steven Spielberg, Sandra Bullock, and many others publicized their donations in order to inspire others to donate. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY NOW. So far I have heard of Bret Favre, 3 doors down and this person who I think is one of the funnier people alive and obviously someone who gives a shit.... Ellen Degeneres By the way Ellens Hot ass girlfiend is also one of the funnier actresses currently working. Portia De Rossi should be nominated for an emmy for her work on Arressted Development. She is fantasic as Lindsay Bluth the shallow passive aggresive wife of Tobias the never nude out of work actor. That show is the best on television. That woman (Portia) is hot. Her girlfriend is awesome because she gives a shit. Thanks Ellen.

You see. That is the guy I voted for. The guy who gives a shit. The guy who is comforting these people who more than likely did not vote for him. The guy who is going out of his way to make these people who are not contributors to his party or acitve members of any Christian coalition, feel better. This is the guy we need to step up and tell all of us that this stuff were going through now will soon end and everything will be allright. This is what we need.

How sad.

Here she is by popular demand. This is the phot that makes me say "hey the papparazzi aint so bad. Proof that it is Jessica Simpson. Here is her man bitch Nick lubing her up. I have just one question. HOW IS HE NOT FULLY ERECTED laying next to that? One more time juts because i love the shot..

Just like Barney Fife, it turned out Suge Night shot himself. Man, dats gangsta!!! up in dis beeeotch!

Can you imagine? You get on the road in your car to escape the hurricane. You think you are home free and then...the road breaks apart. No sandbag is gonna keep that water from destroying your home. This is a fine idea until you have to piss. Try balancing yourself on that styrofoam buddy. Better to just risk the rash and warm the pants. This is why I have vowed to lose weight if I move to an area in any kind of potential flooding area. I want to make sure that the helicopter can lift my fat ass off of my house just in case. Seriously though. This is a horrible tragedy. These people who were just trying to live their lives are now dying by the hundreds simply because of a really bad storm. Why in the fuck did the people running this city not realize that this could happen? It is shaped like a bowl for Gods sake. it has no flood wall. The saddest part is the people who cant afford to live north of the city (the nice part) are the ones who couldnt get out and are dying. Very Sad. I did ...

I was out running around today and the same question seems to keep coming up. "where you going?" the answer is I DONT KNOW . I keep telling myself and everyone around me that I will get serious about the job search soon but to be honest I am having too much fun doing nothing. This is amazing! I am having the time of my life. I have been on a couple of job interviews since my last show on WQLZ and they went okay but to be honest if either place would have thrown a contract down on the table and asked me to sign and start next week I would have to say NO. I am just not ready to go back to work. I told myself that I will come back when I miss it and to be honest right now I just dont miss it. I was really burnt out from the last few years and I think taking a break is a smart thing to do. Besides I still havent decided where I want to live. I was blaming the size of Springfield for all of my unhappiness but I think it was a lot of other factors that made me unhappy. In the last ...

This is one of the greatest pictures ever taken. You have got to click on the photo and see the giant size of it!!! Try and figure out who it is... I will post the answer tomorrow.

ALL I CAN SAY IS DAMN!!!!!!

Dear GOD please do all you can to make sure that Jennifer Garner gets this body back after it goes through major trauma during childbirth. amen ps.. if you can GOD, talk her into doing a nude scene.

Man how hard was it to find this gem. Those are some fine scientology titties!!! I wonder if Dawson ever stuck his face in between them. You look at that bod and you think even if Cruise was a puff he will be converted soon.

The lovely Jessica Alba. Oh Yeah!! Keira Knightly almost looking asian. You will realize it once you look at her face Anne Hathaway of the Princess Diaries. she also looks like she is in her thirties once you look at her face Hillary Swank. You know what. She actually has some nice tits!!

I am back. What can I say VACATION WAS AWESOME!!! It might have been the best vacation I have ever had. Seriously when I have gone on vacation in the past I have always been so worried about what they are doing to mess up the show when I was gone that I never really got a chance to just not think about it. This week was just that. I didnt think about it. I feel so rested it is amazing. Maybe if I would have taken some vacations like this when I was working I wouldnt have gotten so burned out. I really feel great right now. Dont get me wrong though. I dont feel good enough to go back to work yet. I seriously want to take a month or two off. I have saved a little money to do just that. I am planning later this week to actually start the process of getting serious about looking for a job. I am talking to an agent the end of this week who wants to run some ideas by me on my next step. I also am going to talk to some friends of mine who are consultants and see whats up on their end. Radio ...

Bella gest busted eating a Donut in the hotel room. Holy Shit my daughter looks like she is in a Benneton commercial Check out this photo I snapped. I love this shot. I took it from the deck of the restaurant Snoopys which is located on Padre Island. It has the worlds most amazing shrimp and an awesome view at sunset. There I am in the water. Go ahead and make your jokes about pushing me back in below.....

Bella gets a tatoo from a surf shop. DCFS dont freak out its not permanent. Deidra and Bella in the pool. After all these years she still has great cleavage. I'm talking about Deidra. Bella doesn't have cleavage and it would be totally weird for me to comment on it if she did. Here is the tatoo being applied. See DCFS no needles. Me and Bella cheesing for the digital camera. Check out my almost sunburned face. The view from the hotel pool. There is my girls. Getting ready to swim. By the way I regularly Nail the tall one. Here is a view of Uptown Corpus Christi from my hotel room. Downtown Corpus is on the waterfront. That street by the way is the one where Lambo had an ex girlfriend go nuts on in morning drive traffic. Oh my God!! Bella has been captured by a whale!!

In the next couple of days I will be posting pictures from my vacation. I will also talk a little bit about the two job interviews I had during the last couple of weeks. I really cant give anything away considering both stations have current shows doing the job. I also will give details on a podcast that I will be doing soon on chubbyray.com Keep checking the site!!