Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

My buddy Shawn is all depressed because he and Lambo had tix to go to the world series and of course the Cards aint going. I decided to put up this picture to make him feel better. Maybe this would have happened to him had he gone to the game. You see Shawn you are lucky you didnt go. Now dont you feel better......yeah I didnt think so.

Rachel Raye the Food Network host somehow does not weigh 300 lbs. How does someone who makes pies and cakes for a living do it. I would gain weight just by licking the batter off my fingers. In fact i would lick the batter off her fingers.

the Football game between Kansas City and Miami has been moved to Friday night (tonight). The coming Hurricane Wilma has scared people to the point of rescheduling pro football games. This was a game that was supposed to be played Sunday and now has screwed up my fantasy league because everyone has to get lineups in early and that means more work for me. This is a game I wanted to watch and now I dont even know if it is going to be televised. OH well what can I do? by the way I couldnt find a picture that had both the Chiefs and Dolphins in it so I just got a pic of Jillian Barbarie from the Fox pregame show in a bikini and thought that would somehow signify that this is a football story. By the way if you look close enough I think you can see some crabs jumping off that bikini bottom. They will eventually make their way to Terry Bradshaws Goatee.

Its official! Jessica Simpson has let herself go. She is wearing a bed sheet as a skirt and a t-shirt that was obviously won at the carnival. I wonder if when she went home, she sniffed cocaine off of the Lynard Skynard Mirror she got for knocking over the milk jugs with the softball. Obviously the Marshall Tucker shirt was won for ring toss.

If you look at this photo up close you will notice it is the lovely hale berry. It is rather disturbing though because she is just the next in a long line of hot female celebs who obviously are suffering more than we in the midwest could ever imagine. It seems that there is a problem in Hollywood. Considering it is getting close to Halloween I have come up with this theory. I think there is a monster of some sort, some type of creature that is breaking into these womans homes and eating their bras. What other explanation could there be. for some reason there are no bras in Hollywood. Somebody call the X-Files or the night stalker, this madman must be stopped.

Now that is some Jizunk in the trizunk

I always thought Paris Hilton had a Burning Crotch. There is my proof

Something has happened to Christina. I remember when she was just dirty looking and I wasnt that into her. Lately though she has been looking really nice. She has somehow gotten classy. Maybe it is the blonde hair that is doing something too. I just cant get enough of Christina so here we go.....

What else could explain Paris Hilton not having enough money to buy a bra?

I just realized it is Thursday and the week is almost over and there has been no Jessica Alba on this site yet this week. I cannot let that happen. Here she is ladies and gentlemen....JESSICA ALBA

Kimberly Stewart. Rod Stewarts not very attractive daughter is caught picking her ass. This picture just cracks me up on a about 5 different levels. I mean seriously, I am laughing now.

You remember when Tyra Banks was hot right? You know it was back when she kept her big yap shut and didnt talk. Now of course she thinks she is the next Oprah. Personally I think she is the next Rolanda. Who is Rolanda? you ask. EXACTLY.

Find out why this might be the last happy photo of a Cardinal scoring a run this year in todays BlogCast

Catherine Zeta Jones!!

She is enjoying the day while the creepy photog is hiding in the bushes Uh oh she hears a sound. probably the guy breaking wind or touching himself improperly Thats it! I am outta here She looks over to call the photog a loser Oh what the hell I will arch my back and give you a good shot of my ass for all your troubles

What would you do to have someone like that wash your car and walk your dog?

Here is a photo of the newly married happy couple and their ugly rabbi.

Angelina Jolie is now rumored to be the next Bond Girl. Whats with the giant tatoo?

Okay let me get this right. She doesnt own a bra but she does own a stupid hat.

Britney Spears and her new post pregnancy boobs made an appearance in LA this weekend. You think the kid is gonna have nightmares when he sees the photos of gangsta dad and gypsy whore mom out on the town when he is only weeks old By the way look at the watch that Federline is wearing. Isnt that like putting a gold and diamond studded hood ornament on a rusty junk yard 74 Impala.

You know that she looks in a mirror and says "yeah i still got it"

Find out why this Dick is in today's blog cast.