Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

Me and Eva Longoria on the beach

Here she is wading through Hurricane katrina. Holding up traffic as vehicles waited for her to cross the street. The whole time she was bitching because she wasnt getting any sun. How heartless is this? People dying, a city flooded, death and destruction all around and then theres Mariah. Drinking and having fun. She is actually standing on a dead body to make sure she doesnt get any of that dirty water on her hair. Wow what a bitch!

Brilliant! Good job phat daddy. He says this is the real photo.

I was talking about TV yesterday and came to the conclusion that I must let people know about great shows they are missing. The above photo is from the show Arressted developement. It is a near perfect comedy that runs on Fox tv on Monday nights. Do yourself a favor and watch it. In fact go out and buy the dvd of the first season now get the second season when it comes out and watch the third season now. It is a fantastic show. I honestly feel it is one of the funniest shows EVER. It is on par with Larry Sanders, Curb your enthusiasm and early Sienfeld as one of the best of all time. SO WATCH IT.

The brothers are going crazy looking at that ass. Is she really such an alcoholic she cant keep from drinking for the two minutes she is in the fucking water. Obviously the sun was really bright on that day for her to wear her sunglasses under water.

While on the Howard Stern Show Jenny Mcarthy was strapped to the tickle chair and laughed so hard she pissed her pants. PRICELESS!!

one of the most requested bits that I ever get from the morning disaster was the bit that had Jims car getting run over by the Goldberg Monster truck. I FOUND IT!! I am putting together a new best of CD that will be available on this site only. This will be on it. Look here for more details.

I love photoshop

Saturday October 1st will be a great day for wrestling fans like myself. TNA premieres on Spike TV. I have been a huge fan of TNA since it debuted in 2002 and I have every single weekly ppv from june of 02 through sep 04 all the impact episodes on FOX sports and of course all the monthly pay per views. I as you can tell am a huge fan and cant wait to see the first episode. TNA today signed the dudley boys to join their roster.

KELLY RIPA IS A FRIGGIN MILF!!!!!! For you gay guys you can just look at her hubby. Come to think of it if I lost 250 pounds and cut my hair and was 30 again I could look like her hubby and then sneak into a hotel where she is staying with the lights out and then make a mess on her and leave. Take that Regis you old bastard. Go eat some viagra.

I just finished watching the season 2 premiere of LOST. All I can say is "fucking amazing"!!!!!!!!!!! This show is unbelievably good television. You know its good when the show ends and you cant wait for next week. If you dont watch this show there is something wrong with you. If you missed season 1 go out and get the dvd set watch it and tape season 2 until you are ready to watch it.

Regarding all the post I have been deleting. In my administrator page I can get IP numbers. Somebody is starting to put pieces together and they are getting Scared!! Very Scared! Dont worry there is still time for me to change my mind.....

In one of the earlier posts that I put up there were some comments written that were questions regarding some of the reasons I left. I keep having to delete stuff and I am getting sick of it so I figured I might as well come right out and talk about it. The issue has dealt with my salary and the money I was or was not offered in my dealings with WQLZ. It has been speculated/rumored that I either was not offered a raise or I was offered a paycut and that is the real reason I left. Not that its anybody's business but I would like to clear this up. I decided I would leave last spring when I was first approached by a Miami station about doing there morning show. Now as many of you remember I wanted to leave last summer and actually went through a flirtation with a couple of radio stations that I really wanted to look at. I decided to stay last summer when they agreed to let Jon Lamb and Marvin join the show. Now what this has to do with money is that in that time period there would hav...

razor sent this over to me. I thought it was interesting because it brought back the memory of the disgusting smell that was coming from cowboy Troys armpit and the fact that some girls who I have never met before somehow made it on the stage and next to me during our biggest song of the night.

Famed publicist to the stars Lizzie Grubman who's job is to get press for her clients, loves to be in the spotlight herself. The funny thing is as a publicist she is supposed to do little things like remind her clients to wear underwear. WHoops. Way to go Hulkster.

Keira Knightly loves to show off those nipples. Who could blamer her? I am wondering why Brooke Shields does it though.

Well here it is 2 friggin thirty in the morning and I am working like a mother F'er in my office. I am in the process of mixing down a couple of demo tapes for some stations that are interested. The hardest part about doing this shit is finding the stuff that conveys what I do in a five minute span. You guys who listened to the show religiously know what I am talking about. My show was never about one bit or one segment. It was about the whole show. Not that everybody listened to all four hours of the show but if you heard 20 minutes of it on your way to work you realized there was some shit you were gonna miss when you turned it off. It is hard to show that on a demo tape that is limited time. In other words it is a pain in the ass to chop it all together. oh well. As I wait for the stuff to convert i will update the page.

Please excuse the lack of posts today I have to cook dinner tonight. My wife has been working a lot lately and considering I do nothing I thought I would offer my services to cook. Little did I know she would accept. Oh well guess I will be churning out some pasta or something instead of surfing the internet looking for barely dressed famous women. I will probably be pulling a late night again tonight and I will update then.

Obviously the WB is not paying enough for their starletts to purchase bras. I can hear Tony Danza bitching at her now.

Hey is that the finger you stuck up Johnny Knoxvilles Ass?

I thought Beyonce would be a good girlfriend. Here is the proof. My wife by the way never offered to do this when we were by the pool on vacation.