Whores have the funnest wedding receptions

The tale of two Jewish men and which one I would rather be.
1=Moses ...parted the sea, walked for a whole lot of miles and spoke to a burning bush plus had to follow commandments
2= Jordan Bratman ...gets to part those legs, rides in a limo that his new wife pays for, doesn't have to deal with a burning bush either. Christina shaves! You know with here there are no rules.
final score
Bratman 4
Moses 0