JESSICA FRIGGIN ALBA, GOD BLESS YOU...AGAIN

Talk about getting ready to snorkel...

I have never wanted to be on a beach so much in my life....
Someone call the friggin ambulance. I get chest pains looking at this photo. That ass is soooo fantastic.
I guess you can get away with looking like a douche in a trucker hat if you are laying out with Jessica Alba. No, he still looks like a deuche.