Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

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Look at this body. It belongs to the perfect woman. She is athletic being a former pro tennis player. She is gorgeous being a part time model. And best of all, she is into guys with small ones considering she is engaged to Enrique Iglesias. Thank You Anna for making us all feel we have a chance with a girl like you.

First the Dudley Boys and Gail Kim, then Christian and now Jackie Gayda. TNA keeps bringing them in.

The movie STEALTH is out on DVD. It is a horrible movie except for one scene. That is the scene where Jessica Beal is in a bikini and she is smoking hot!!! Here is a little Jessica for you on this Tuesday.

Brooke Burns dove into a swimming pool and broke her neck. However bad news for all of the horny male interns at the hospital SHE IS NOT PARALYZED! That means she will be able to fight off any attempted sexual Assault. A full recovery is expected. By the way.. her vag- was uninjured in the accident, wheww that was close

I have always liked Christian. While in WWE he agreed to do an interview on my radio show three times. Every time he was just a nice guy who was a great interview not afraid to talk about anything and was always revealing and great to the show and the listeners. Last night he debuted on TNA Wrestling with their GENESIS pay per view. HE WAS AWESOME!! It is about time he left WWE and his mid card push. Now that he is in TNA he will get what he deserves and that is the chance to be the biggest star in a wrestling company. Congrats Christian, you rock!!

Waitaminute... taking a vacation implies she actually has a job. We all know that dating young rich cokheads and living off a trust fund really isnt work so I guess this really isnt a vacation...just call it Paris at the beach, again. You know she really has nice abs for someone who does nothing.

Katie Holmes is becomming a regular Soccer Step Mom. Once again she was hanging with the other soccer moms with their chairs that fold up and look like umbrellas. She even caught a ball that was kicked towards her. There is no truth to the rumor that Tom Cruises daughter intentionally kicked the ball toward her in hopes it would end her pregnancy thus saving the child from a screwed up life of scientology and having Tom Cruise as a parent. I do think it is weird that Nicole and Tom are nowhere to be found and the only person that goes to this kids games is the future step mom.

Okay so heres whats up with this. The two of them are rumored to be hooked up. Neither one of them talk about it. In fact last week in her publicity for "Derailed" her new movie, Jennifer dodged all questions about Vinnie V. They are in fact rumored to be engaged but she only wears the ring when they are in private and together. This seems like a pretty far fetched rumor. Then of course we see them walking on the beach and they arent holding hands or anything so how could they be engaged? But then I noticed something when looking at these photos and the 30 other photos of this moment on the beach that I have seen on the internet. There is one thing that every picture has in common. It is this thing that makes me ask.."Hey Jen, why is your left hand in your pocket the entire time you walked on the beach?"

Dont worry she is not dead or anything. I just figured i needed to be put into a good mood today and thought she should to the trick. The way I see it ....A tribute to her definitely will put a smile on all our faces.

This is from an airport last week. It is Nick and Jessica on an escalator with their wedding rings. It does seem weird to me that she has her big bodyguard holding her bags and her hubby has his own bag. Rumors have Jessica living with her assistant and staying at her mom's and sisters. Nick meanwhile is supposedly getting laid at every college he visits while working for espn.

there might not be anyone on the planet on fire like the sexy Jolie. Rumor has it she and Brad Pitt are about to go public with their relationship and get married. She is also rumored to actually be considering giving birth rather than stealing babies from foriegn mothers in exchange for bowls of rice, a snickers candy bar and the promise to not steal their soul by taking their picture. She is also going to be the next Bond Girl in Casino Royale. And most importantly she has incredible breasts!!!

Eva Longoria in a bikini!! She is hosting Saturday Night Live this coming weekend. Make sure you check it out.

Eddie Guerrero 1967 - 2005 Rest in Peace, Eddie. I will miss you.

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