Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

The lovely Holly Madison has left the building. The former numbder one girlfriend of Hugh Heffner has left the mansion in order to move in with Criss Angel who she has been secretly banging for months. Congrats on stopping being a Cheating bitch and putting your cheating out in the open by dumping the wrinkly old dude. By the way Criss Angel watch out, once a cheater always a cheater. She will be pulling a three way with Penn and Teller any day now.

Jessica Simpson has an accidental skirt blow-up moment. You think she would be smart enough to know that wearing underwear is important on a raised stage. By the way my prediction. JESSICA SIMPSON IS PREGNANT. You heard it here first. I think she is hiding a pregnancy. Mark my words it will come out soon. That hot beeotch is knocked up. I would put money on it. Shes hiding her stomach and wearing baggy dresses and her ass is growing. I have seen it before wearing a bikini and that is not the same ass. That is a pregnant ass. So let me be the first to say CONGRATS TONY AND JESSICA

So I started doing this thing where I actually take time to go through and look at my myspace friends. Now this isnt easy considering I have almost 2000 people that legitimately have some type of connection to me. Either through listening on FM or the internet. I am one of these people that are way to lazy to send out friend requests so people have got to come to me in order to become my friend. Im the same way with facebook although at least with myspace I understand how it works. Facebook just seems BORING to me. But, thats now what this is about. What this post is about is HOT girls on the Space. I went through some of my hottest friends on Myspace and picked out some pics to show in this post and plan on doing it from time to time so here goes First Up the lovely Mikki. I worked with Mikki over at the Q when she was the receptionist. She was one of my fave coworkers of all time and Jimmy loved her too. Anyway she went on to move to Cali and become a model and musician ...Heres Mikk...

Somebodies got a wedgie..... Thank God

I can see your panties. Sweeet!!

Last time I saw Ashlee Simpson she was bigger than Shawn Balint. I mean she looked like she was smuggling beach balls under her dress. I dont think its possible to get any more pregnant than this woman is. But back in the day she was SMOKING. Oh yeah and she loved to get her drank on and show dem panties!! Enjoy this photo. She wont ever look like this again.

Charlize Theron is still HOT!! And yes I know that Wink is for me you hot little South African, you.

Nicole Richie has grown BOOBS!! It's a miracle! We need to see if anyone harvested illegal stem cels or if that was the result of the pregnancy.

MIC FOLEY!! Hells yes I will have a nice day, thank you very much. Mic Foley joins TNA wrestling in the next few weeks and it looks like he is coming in to be a wrestler and NOT an announcer. Now dont get me wrong Mic Foley was a very good announcer. But he is a legendary in ring performer who is still way to young to retire from entertaining us in the ring. Lets hope for Mic Foley vs Samoa Joe or Mic Foley and a partner teaming up to take on Beer Money or the ultimate hardcore match between Mic Foley and Abyss! Remember TNA Impact airs on Thursday nights on SPIKE TV at 8pm Central. TNA ppvs air once a month on Sunday nights. I think Wrestling is getting ready to make a comeback. That is why Hillbilly Joe's mama will be making weekly appearances to tell us whats happening on the wrestling shows and of course tell us stories about the stupid shit HBJ did when he was growing up.

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THIS IS WHY JOE IS BITCHING TODAY

So I am talking to Nate aka phat daddy. One of the movie guys on Friday Mornings and one of the men behind chubbyray movies blog. We were talking about the Remote party at Frankies Main Gate on Saturday Night and Nate was supposed to drive the Rock 967 Truck. He asked why Dippa couldnt drive it. I told him Dippa was going to enter a Salsa contest in Edinburgh. Now I of course meant the tasty tomato based treat that you stick tortilla chips into. Nate however being a smart ass decided to say..."wow I didnt even know Dippa Knew How to dance". But after we explored a little deeper we found out that Dippa was in Fact in a Salsa Dancing contest and now we have Proof!!!! SHOCKING!! CONGRATS ON YOUR 6TH PLACE FINISH DIPPA!

The uber hot Ali Larter on the beach. Did her character die at the end of last season? I hope she lived and ended up naked and sweaty. And then Hiro freezes time.

I think.. Hillbilly Joe is dating Kelly Osbourne!!

This is the time of year when doing a morning show or any type of daily entertainment program starts to get draining. Especially when youre like me and you havent had a day off for almost 7 months. You can actually smell the day off coming on Monday. Usually the effort is down to around 50% of actual ability ...but, this year something is different. I think it is having Jon back on the show and the fact that the listeners pushing us in the chat room and on the phone to make them laugh that has made us stay so motivated during a struggling time of year. In other words we are still having fun and enjoying doing the show. With all that being said though,,,,, I cant wait for Monday. Sleeping in Rocks!!

Many people will look at this photo and comment on how cool her belt is. Or they will talk about her awesome hair. Or they will talk about the hot waste that she has after having kids. I however just have one question...why in the hell is she using the men's room.

This woman is old enough to be a grandmother. Gays all over America celebrate as Madonna kicks off her tour. By the way I feel sorry for the roadie that had to handle that microphone after the concert. Its just not right.

I'll give you a hint.. Ive seen her movies and I doubt she will need an epesiotomy. (note: not everyone will get the episiotomy joke but the ones that do, will really enjoy it) Congrats to Jenna Jameson the former porn star and all around classy chic. Im sure you will be a fine mother and your child wont grow up warped at all.

Someone let the hot little latin chick from High school musical know that famous girls should take under consideration the fact that people like to take your picture. At least she didnt pull the Britney Spears no underwear trick. Although if she did I guess I could force myself to look at it