Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

The above looks like all the Girls in the terrace at Wrigley field on a Saturday!! AND Come on you've been to the games you know you've seen hundreds of women that look like this at the glorious Busch Stadium!!

Jim Edmonds Homers and knocks in a run then scores on Sotos Three run game tying homer in the 9th. Cubs win it in the bottom of the 12th on Derek Lees single to score Marquis

Kristen Bell was Veronica Mars and was on HEROES last season. I dont even know if she is on it this year. I hope so because she is smoking!! oh Yeah HEROES returns MONDAY on NBC and it looks like it is going to kick ass

She is one of my friends from LonG Beach, Ca. I have no idea how she found me and made me a friend but THANK YOU GOD for making her do that. It is ASHLEY

NOT JUST FOR DORKS ANYMORE.

Whatever happened to jamie lynn Sigler you ask? Shes giving me a boner that what!

I AM JEALOUS OF THE FRENCH!!! France's first lady Carla Bruni!! I cant even fathom how disgusting laura Bush, Hillary Clinton or Barbara Bush would look wearing this. We need a hot First lady in this country. To hell with our two choices. I am voting for that loser guy whos married to Jessica Alba. Thats who I want as president. I am voting Mr JEssica Alba for President. Im sure he cant fuck up the country any more than it already is.

The lovely Holly Madison has left the building. The former numbder one girlfriend of Hugh Heffner has left the mansion in order to move in with Criss Angel who she has been secretly banging for months. Congrats on stopping being a Cheating bitch and putting your cheating out in the open by dumping the wrinkly old dude. By the way Criss Angel watch out, once a cheater always a cheater. She will be pulling a three way with Penn and Teller any day now.

Jessica Simpson has an accidental skirt blow-up moment. You think she would be smart enough to know that wearing underwear is important on a raised stage. By the way my prediction. JESSICA SIMPSON IS PREGNANT. You heard it here first. I think she is hiding a pregnancy. Mark my words it will come out soon. That hot beeotch is knocked up. I would put money on it. Shes hiding her stomach and wearing baggy dresses and her ass is growing. I have seen it before wearing a bikini and that is not the same ass. That is a pregnant ass. So let me be the first to say CONGRATS TONY AND JESSICA

So I started doing this thing where I actually take time to go through and look at my myspace friends. Now this isnt easy considering I have almost 2000 people that legitimately have some type of connection to me. Either through listening on FM or the internet. I am one of these people that are way to lazy to send out friend requests so people have got to come to me in order to become my friend. Im the same way with facebook although at least with myspace I understand how it works. Facebook just seems BORING to me. But, thats now what this is about. What this post is about is HOT girls on the Space. I went through some of my hottest friends on Myspace and picked out some pics to show in this post and plan on doing it from time to time so here goes First Up the lovely Mikki. I worked with Mikki over at the Q when she was the receptionist. She was one of my fave coworkers of all time and Jimmy loved her too. Anyway she went on to move to Cali and become a model and musician ...Heres Mikk...

Somebodies got a wedgie..... Thank God

I can see your panties. Sweeet!!

Last time I saw Ashlee Simpson she was bigger than Shawn Balint. I mean she looked like she was smuggling beach balls under her dress. I dont think its possible to get any more pregnant than this woman is. But back in the day she was SMOKING. Oh yeah and she loved to get her drank on and show dem panties!! Enjoy this photo. She wont ever look like this again.

Charlize Theron is still HOT!! And yes I know that Wink is for me you hot little South African, you.

Nicole Richie has grown BOOBS!! It's a miracle! We need to see if anyone harvested illegal stem cels or if that was the result of the pregnancy.

MIC FOLEY!! Hells yes I will have a nice day, thank you very much. Mic Foley joins TNA wrestling in the next few weeks and it looks like he is coming in to be a wrestler and NOT an announcer. Now dont get me wrong Mic Foley was a very good announcer. But he is a legendary in ring performer who is still way to young to retire from entertaining us in the ring. Lets hope for Mic Foley vs Samoa Joe or Mic Foley and a partner teaming up to take on Beer Money or the ultimate hardcore match between Mic Foley and Abyss! Remember TNA Impact airs on Thursday nights on SPIKE TV at 8pm Central. TNA ppvs air once a month on Sunday nights. I think Wrestling is getting ready to make a comeback. That is why Hillbilly Joe's mama will be making weekly appearances to tell us whats happening on the wrestling shows and of course tell us stories about the stupid shit HBJ did when he was growing up.

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THIS IS WHY JOE IS BITCHING TODAY

So I am talking to Nate aka phat daddy. One of the movie guys on Friday Mornings and one of the men behind chubbyray movies blog. We were talking about the Remote party at Frankies Main Gate on Saturday Night and Nate was supposed to drive the Rock 967 Truck. He asked why Dippa couldnt drive it. I told him Dippa was going to enter a Salsa contest in Edinburgh. Now I of course meant the tasty tomato based treat that you stick tortilla chips into. Nate however being a smart ass decided to say..."wow I didnt even know Dippa Knew How to dance". But after we explored a little deeper we found out that Dippa was in Fact in a Salsa Dancing contest and now we have Proof!!!! SHOCKING!! CONGRATS ON YOUR 6TH PLACE FINISH DIPPA!