Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

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I love it when they start making that slow transition into whore! Were inches away from Jessica Simpson saying "what the fuck, lets show the world". You get these types of girls away from those controlling daddys and they go CRAZY!!

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I know that it sounds crazy to a lot of people. It even sounds crazy to me but is there anyone out there who doesnt think that NASA knows something that we dont. Why are they practicing shooting bombs into asteroids? There is something out there and it might be coming this way and it has somebody's pocket protecter all in a tizzy. They are spending too much money and time to do this. ...we now return to regular Ray

After watching this clip I have just one question.... WHY? Check out the moron with the new skates mommy and daddy bought before they lost their health insurance paying for his nutsack transplant. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/rooftop.html

Can you believe these two have both been on the sexiest list of people magazine? I actually really like these two. Affleck gets a bad rap. He was an incredible Daredevil and I loved that Movie. I also thought he was great as Jack Ryan. As for the new Mrs. Affleck she is one of the best. Alias is one of my favorite shows and she was sexy as hell in 13 going on 30 even doing that stupid thriller dance. I went to the movie because my wife wanted to see it and then ended up drooling over jennifer Garner the whole time. And to be honest even though she looks homeless in this photo i would still knock the back out. Congrats on the wedding you two. gifts in the mail. I bet J-Lo is nailing that cancer victim looking hubby of hers trying to get pregnant so she can keep up.

Maybe the most asked question I get when I am out is "where is your wife?" Everyone thinks that she never goes out with me. I tell them that she does go out with me sometime but just not on that particular night. Here is proof that she has actually gone out in public with me. This was taken at an actual bar in town and a band was playing that wasnt mine. And were even having a moment of PDA. How about that? Told you. Now I wont have to worry about any gay rumors coming out about me and the lead singer of matchbox 20 being caught in bed. You know my wife does have that katie Holmes hair though...

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According to one of the many nameless MTV personalities (formerly known as VJs) the war on Poverty was won today thanks to the Black eyed Peas and Beyonce's booty. Thank God!! I just want to be the first to thank great soldiers like Coldplay and young hipsters Def Leppard for fighting the war for all of us on MTV in between acne and tampon commercials. For details on what really matters go to www.one.org

Blogging. I heard people talking about it and said "what the fuck is blogging?" I was told it is putting your daily thoughts or your version of news down on a web page. I realized I have been blogging since 97 when we created the Morning Disaster web page. Only we didnt call it blogging we called it Notes from Ray. Now everyone acts like they have invented the concept. I mean c'mon people have been blogging forever. Newspaper columnist even get paid to do it. I on the other hand never recieved a dime from my version of blogging. When I did morning disaster dot com every time I thought of selling advertising on it someone would make a comment about how that was not welcome by the company. They thought any money coming to my web page would be money that wouldnt be going to the radio station. I played ball and was cool about the whole thing. Then of course I owned a web site that was getting more hits daily then any web page that the company owned. But they fixed that.... th...