Good News everyone.. POVERTY IS OVER

According to one of the many nameless MTV personalities (formerly known as VJs) the war on Poverty was won today thanks to the Black eyed Peas and Beyonce's booty. Thank God!! I just want to be the first to thank great soldiers like Coldplay and young hipsters Def Leppard for fighting the war for all of us on MTV in between acne and tampon commercials.
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