Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

It's the Grim Reaper. He wants you to hurry up and get your ass home so he can do his job.

I could see me starting this rumor about Shawn Balint

Because Poor Megan Fox cant even afford a Bra!!

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Look at that! Now I know what I will be doing on May 7th!

This is the latest photo the very HOT Kim Khardashian put up on her Twitter account over the Holiday

Over ten years ago I started putting out Best of CD's of the Morning Disaster. There are still some available and even more surprisingly there are people who ask me how to purchase them. Here you go!! CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOUR BEST OF CDS

Recently two friends of mine who were at one time super close, stopped talking. These two were not only friends but neighbors who would spend Sundays watching movies, eating together, helping each other when drunk, walking pets for each other, covering for each other, and helping each other in every way. These two close friends now have strain in their relationship and are currently not speaking because of something that has potential to be the big evil in all our lives. That thing is.... FACEBOOK. That's right it's Facebook. Good ole FB. It seems one of the two friends has bothered the other by incessantly commenting on their posts. The comments are long and drawn out and end up hogging or hijacking the entire comments section. It seems friend A who does the commenting doesn't realize that they are taking over Friend B's page with their comments making the original status seem insignificant compared to the comment. Friend A has always done this though and it's nev...

With the ease of Facebook and twitter I find that I apply most of my thought and humor into 140 words or less. By doing this I have all but forgotten the joy I would get from actually creating Paragraphs of what was considered by me and at least some of you as entertainment. I have found that the thought of sitting down and writing a blog seems more taxing than it used to be. Is it the aforementioned Twitter and Facebook that is causing this? Then I start to think... Does it have anything to do with the downturn in the amount of folks who take the time to read the paper? Everyone seems to think that the ease for finding news on the internet has made people not get the newspaper but maybe it is the inability to understand any form of complex or pseudo complex thought or God forbid, sentence structure. Of course I say that as someone who rarely displays complex thought or proper sentence structure. I wonder if the Twitter and Facebook's are helping to create adults with an even small...

Ray...What is it you really want in life?.... I hear that all the time. Everyone seems to think I am not enjoying my time of just being a husband and father. After waking up at 430 int he morning for 20 years and napping all afternoon and doing remote appearances every weekend I needed this break that I've been on. I know it wont be long before I have to get back into that grind of doing a high profile drive time radio show. But still everyone asks WHAT DO YOU WANT IN LIFE? Now when people have asked me that question I believe they were looking for something more introspective or perhaps they were trying to bring me out my career speed bump and get me back to thinking about going back to work full time or whatever. I however looked at the question and started thinking.... Hmmm What is it I really would want in life. What is it I really want? And then I started compiling this list... THING I WANT NUMBER ONE LARRY SANDERS COMPLETE SERIES DVD SET Garry Shandling to get off his ass and...

Jennifer Connely hitting the beach!! George Clooney went public with his new girlfriend and he was nice enough to allow her to hit the beach and share her with the rest of the world. Its Elisabetta Canalis! The Star Of DollHouse on Fox ELIZA DUSHKU is in the new FHM American Idol re-signed their Hot Judge Kara Dioguardio