The Simpson Family Conspiracy!!

Okay so check this out. In Japan, Ashley Simpson gets a strange case of unproveable food poisoning and passes out, collapsing, on stage. Meanwhile a couple of hours later when you would think she would be worried about her sister...

Jessica Simpson sneaks into the LA county courthouse a petition for divorce from her husband Nick Lachey.
Tell me this Joe Simpson is not evil when he has one daughter fake death in order to have the other one sneak in her divorce. By the way Joe Simpson was so worried about his youngest daughter that he had to immediately fly to LAs Vegas and party at the Radio Music awards.