Super Important news from June 17th

in an interview to be published in the washington post Former presidential candidate John Edwards has finally broken his silence.... Along with the condom he used during his affair.. that makes two breaks in one year.

A high school student in Bar Hills, Maine was denied their diploma after blowing a kiss to family members during the graduation ceremony. This is proof that times havechanged,, when i was in school students who were willing to kiss and blow not only got diplomas but they got scholarships too

singer Billy Joel and his wife katie lee joel have seperated after 3 years of marriageThis is the third marriage to end the 60 year old Joel. It also marks the second marriage to a woman with super model looks. Katie Lee Joel who is 27 years old and is a model and tv host decided to break up with her husband when she realized he looked just like Billy Joel

the Los Angelas lakers held their victory parade in LA today. the parade which ended with a giant gathering in the colliseum cost over 2 million dollars and resulted in almost a tonof confetti, 12 injuries, 5 arrests and thankfully no attempted rapes,... thanks kobe