Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

IF I ever in my life achieve any kind of fame that would allow me to have a statue or wax figure or any kind of scuplture in my likeness do me one favor.... Make it look like me!!! Congrats to Henry Winkler and his Fonz statue which actually resembles Nic Cage during his gay phase more than it resembles Arthur Fonzerelli

EVERY FRIDAY ON THE SHOW JON AND I TALK TO THE MOVIE GUYS NATE AND DC. ONE OF THE THINGS WE ALWAYS END UP DOING IS ASKING THEM WHAT THEIR CURRENT FIVE TOP MOVIES OF THE SUMMER ARE. THEY ALWAYS CHANGE. THE SAME GOES FOR ME. INDIANA JONES AND HELLBOY AND GET SMART HAVE BEEN IN AND OUT OF THE LIST SEVERAL TIMES. THIS WEEKS LIST OF THE TOP FIVE IS AS FOLLOWS NUMBER ONE= THE DARK KNIGHT The most amazing Comic book movie ever made. Nolan directed a masterpiece in my opinion. A fantastic film. It will be many peoples greatest movie ever NUMBER TWO= IRON MAN Robert Downey Jr is incredible. Jon Favreau directed a great film. That guy is waayyyy underrated. Jeff Bridges is just evil and dare I say it Gwyneth was hot. Great Comic Book movie especially after the credits. Made the comic book fan part of me smile like a puppy with two peters! NUMBER THREE= STEP BROTHERS Thats right it breaks into the top five for the first time this summer. I have been laughing at stuff that was in this mo...

Mark Derosa the Cubs second baseman, left fielder, right fielder, third baseman, pinch hitter, and one of the team leaders now has a blog. Derosa who is one of those guys you cant help but like is a pretty entertaining blogger. If you are a Cubs fan like myself you should be checking it out. Like myself he needs to update it more often but it is pretty damn good here is the link CLICK HERE FOR THE BLOG

It is time for us to stop rewarding the women with GIANT BOOTY's! exhibit A=KIM KHARDASHIAN EXHIBIT B= Jennifer Lopez We need to stop encouraging this. FOr Gods sake women are getting implants to look like this. It is wrong! Take it from me, a giant Ass of another form, it is wrong I tell you. WRONG!!

My Bella!! Have a happy first full day little Beebers!! Love Daddy

What an amazing feat and feet. Michael Phelps became the greatest individual athlete in olympics history as part of a team. How Ironic is it that Phelps 8th gold medal, which made him the holder of the record for most in a single olypics, came as part of a relay team with three other swimmers. It just goes to show that one man no matter how talented can't become great on his own. This is a lesson that I have had to be reminded of several times. It is a lesson that all of us should remember. Phelps who has a giant torso and short legs is a man who posseses giant feet. Those feet make him swim like he has fins. The guy is amazing and in a time where an evil looking VP has become the face of my country I am glad that I finally have a new reason to feel happy to be an American again. Michael Phelps has made me feel better about being an American in the face of the suffering economy. Michael Phelps has made me proud to be an american in the face of those disgusting people who say thing...

Congratulations to the POP MUSIC world and My condolences to the COUNTRY MUSIC world. She is a fantastic performer with the sound down. The good news is now that she is a country singer we can almost guarantee a 2009 Illinois State Fair appearance

For those wondering why I always talk about how I have to look around monitors in order to see the guys on the other side this is why. What you are looking at is my view. the two monitors rock but it makes it so that i see very little. Most of the time I have the video screen up in the right monitor that shows the camera. That way when i turn the cam around i can see whats going on. I know its a pretty mundane post but it gives those of you that listen to the show a better perspective of what it is that I'm going through.

Although the name of the show is still the Ray Lytle show you might have noticed that the feel of the show is back to the old Lytle and Lamb style since Jon joined the show. You know we have bitched that there werent any billboards to promote the new show the last few months but it might have been a blessin in disguise now that JOn has come back.The goal is to try to syndicate this thing again. If that happens I am sure we will be changing the name again to Lytle and Lamb. Just in case we do I started working on new logos. So what do you think of this one?

So here we go again. Tomorrow it is the first gig with the Pickles in a long time. Last time the band played an actual paid gig was December of 2004. That was when it was time for a break. We had played non stop since September of 01. Right after 9/11 the band did a fund raising show and then we played pretty much non stop. The Pickles that you hear when you listen to My shoes or Lesbian Rocker or any of the recorded music is Me, Jamie, Tony and Dave. The last time the four of us played was in 03. Thats when Dave left. Tony stuck it out for a while into 04 and then Jamie and I continued on with Jim Hart on bass and various other drummers. We played until December of 04 and then it was time for a break. I originally thought the break would be about a year or so but almost 4 years later were finally doing it again. The cool thing is doing it with these guys. Jamie was the last one to get back on board and we have had only one practice but we are definitely going on Monday night. The ...

It is terrible that I report this news but it is obvious that Tom and Kate are having money problems. They can no longer afford to buy the thick bra's!!

JESSICA BIEL AND HER PERFECT REAR END!!!

Teri Hatcher still has some nice parts.

it even makes Hillary Swank look Smoking Hot

Oh yeah!!

I still have no idea who this girl is or why she is famous. I know she was on an mtv reality show which had about as much chance of me watching it as a lifetime movie of the week does....but she is smoking

Jennifer Anniston= Still HOT

As many of you know I have been SWAMPED since opening up IP RADIO. Running a company is ten times harder than I thought. Because of that I have not had the time to update this page like I should have. It takes a lot of motivation to get me to stay up late doing this or putting off other more important work in order to update the page and other times I am too busy and quite simply i forget about this page as there are so many other ones that I have to update. Well Here is the MOTIVATION!!! JEssica Alba's ASS!!!!!!!!