Angelina Jolie is on FIRE




there might not be anyone on the planet on fire like the sexy Jolie. Rumor has it she and Brad Pitt are about to go public with their relationship and get married. She is also rumored to actually be considering giving birth rather than stealing babies from foriegn mothers in exchange for bowls of rice, a snickers candy bar and the promise to not steal their soul by taking their picture. She is also going to be the next Bond Girl in Casino Royale. And most importantly she has incredible breasts!!!

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nate said…
Ray, I don't know that the rumors of Jolie being the next Bond girl are 100% true. I think she's auditioned for the part, but a bunch of other girls are still in contention for that part too. I've heard Cassandra Hepburn and Billie Piper have auditioned for that part and are strong candidates.
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