REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DRINK

REASON1.. yOUR FRIENDS WILL MAKE YOU
LOOK LIKE A LAWN ORNAMENT

REASON 2... YOUR FRIENDS WILL FIND SHARPIES,

GARBAGE AND THEIR PHONES AND EMBARRASS YOU

REASON 3.. YOU COULD END UP WITH A SKANKY

LESBIAN CHIC

REASON 4.. YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR HOUSE

LOOKING LIKE THIS

REASON 5.. YOU COULD GET YOUR COUNTRY INTO

A WAR WITH IRAQ

REASON 6.. YOU COULD,, ACTUALLY THERE IS

NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS PHOTO. IN

FACT MORE GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE THIS SHOULD

DRINK