Daily Show Log 1-14-09

THE RAY LYTLE SHOW WITH TWO FAT GUYS RAY AND SHAWN
DAILY SHOW LOG FROM JANUARY 14 2009


Ray and Shawn discussed the meaning of the word Kemosabe and Ray said he hopes the worddoesnt mean "man who bites pillow with ass up in air" considering Shawn often refers to him as Kemosabe.

The Top 5 list was TOP 5 things edited out of the AMERICAN IDOL DEBUT EPISODE

5. paula abdul vomiting all over the desk after mixing too many vicoden with her nerve medicine aka vodka

4. Simon Cowell caught pleasuring himself while looking at his own publicity photo

3. GOvernor Rod Blagojevich being asked to leave a lobby after getting caught trying to sell a spot to Hollywood

2. Randy Jackson eating the 4th judgeAND THE NUMBER ONE THING EDITED OUT OF THE AMERICAN IDOL SEASON PREMIERE

1. Ryan Seacrest making out with all those DUDES


Shawn gave his Dating tips! They are currently available on the PODCAST OF THE day
Shawn also gave his economic downturn news on cuts in Hollywood. Television is trying to save money and shawn told us how

Shaner , Shakes, Herpopatamous were all on the show as was former Morning Disaster Member Mikey whocalled and argued with Paul Packelhoffer over the Pittsburgh Steelers. Mikey also refused to acknowlege that Peyton Manning is one of the best QBs in football.

USELESS TRIVIA taught us that 20% of Americans at one time or another have lied to coworkers on Mondayby claiming they went to Church on Sunday when they didnt. Ray said he heard his mother telling a friend of hers that she went to church when he knew she didnt.