Some of the Super Important news stories from 6-10-09

I figured I would start posting some of the Super Important news stories up on the blog page. Please excuse the misspellings as they are copied and pasted directly from the scripts which I read off of during the show. Hope you enjoy them.

in a new gallup poll Republicans have named Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich and Dick
Cheney as leaders of their party. The poll asked republicans and right leaning
moderates who speaks for the republican party. Although Limbaugh, Gingrich and Cheney
were the winners of the poll nearly 47 percent of those asked couldnt come up with a single
name... Not sure if they just didnt know or if was the fact that the Lord of darkness wasnt one
of the multiple choice answers threw them off

The NBA finals are getting interesting as the Orlando Magic beat the LA lakers last night . The
whole city of Orlando has been trying to help the Magic intimidate the Lakers by making giant
signs that support the home team and insult the Lakers. In fact Disneyworld has gotten into
the act by renaming one of their more popular rides in honor of Kobe Bryant...tourists are now flocking to ...."accused rapists
of the carribean"

LA jailors confiscated the wig of famed record producer and murderer Phil Spector. ,,
and then it was promptly stolen by an overweight white trash female prison guard and
handed over to Bret Michaels as a get well gift after his Tony awards mishap.