Tonights Super Important news
The United States and N Korea are preparing to square off over the
imprisonement of two american reporters. The white house wants the release of
The asian american female journalists crossed into North Korea a few months ago
and were recently sentenced to a hard labor camp for 16 years.
President Obama is thinking of sending former vice president Al Gore to negotiate with
the North Korean government.
Thats right our new strategy is to bore them into releasing the girls
The country of Venezuela has banned Coke zero on an unnamed safety concern.
In a related story Equador has put the kibosh to Yohoo because people were confusing it
with delicous central America Drinking Water.
Manchester united Soccer team has SOLD its best player Christian renaldo for a record
130 million dollars to Real Madrid Soccer team. Its a record for any kind of sports trade.
Meanwhile here in the united states The chicago Cubs are offering up first baseman
Derek Lee to the first team that gives them 50 bucks in general Motors stock and a 20
percent off coupon from hardees
It was announced today that Chers Daughter Chastity is planning on having a sex change.
the plan is to change her name to chaz and then join the millions of guys in this world who
get more action than Shawn Balint
A video has surfaced that shows seupreme court justice nominee Sonia Sotomayor
referrring to herself as a product affirmative action... this is of course in contrast to
what people who are walking behind her in an airport call her which is a fat bitch
imprisonement of two american reporters. The white house wants the release of
The asian american female journalists crossed into North Korea a few months ago
and were recently sentenced to a hard labor camp for 16 years.
President Obama is thinking of sending former vice president Al Gore to negotiate with
the North Korean government.
Thats right our new strategy is to bore them into releasing the girls
The country of Venezuela has banned Coke zero on an unnamed safety concern.
In a related story Equador has put the kibosh to Yohoo because people were confusing it
with delicous central America Drinking Water.
Manchester united Soccer team has SOLD its best player Christian renaldo for a record
130 million dollars to Real Madrid Soccer team. Its a record for any kind of sports trade.
Meanwhile here in the united states The chicago Cubs are offering up first baseman
Derek Lee to the first team that gives them 50 bucks in general Motors stock and a 20
percent off coupon from hardees
It was announced today that Chers Daughter Chastity is planning on having a sex change.
the plan is to change her name to chaz and then join the millions of guys in this world who
get more action than Shawn Balint
A video has surfaced that shows seupreme court justice nominee Sonia Sotomayor
referrring to herself as a product affirmative action... this is of course in contrast to
what people who are walking behind her in an airport call her which is a fat bitch
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