Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

Howard and Beth Stern Howard Stern and his Girlfriend Beth Ostrosky got married on Friday night. Stern who is only 6 years younger than my parents married a girl who is over 10 years younger than me. I will say that it is proof that rich guys get HOT girls. I mean Howards probably got a great personality. Im sure he's not a self loathing yet egomaniacal and bitter human being like all the other Morning Radio guys I've had the displeasure of knowing. By the way most of the guys I described hate me because i generally like myself and have a good marriage and really am too lazy to take the time to be bitter and hate anyone. Oh well that's probably why my career has led me to mediocre fame and earnings. But at least I didn't have to get divorced and agree to sacrifice my fortune just to get a hot woman to give you regular Blow jobs. oh yeah in case I didnt mention it .. congrats Howard. Don't have anymore children or she will lose that body and all of this would be for ...

Britney is looking damn good. That's a sweet diet and it seems natural and not meth induced like the previous ones.My wife needs to get one like it for the next wedding we go to.... of course we will return it to the store the following day because we have no money and considering were not a multi billion dollar company that had questionable business practices due to our own stupidity and greed we wont be getting a handout from our government.

My favorite Cub Ryan Theriot when it sinks in during game two that they are not going to win this series. He truly is one of my favorite Cubs and had a fluke error or era as that idiot Dick Stockton called it in game 2. I still like him and Love having him on the team. With that being said... If the Cubs can get Rafael Furcal in Free agency I would kick The Riots ass to the curb or at the very least 2nd base in order to make foom for a stud of a ballplayer who actually knows how to take pitches, bunt, steal bases, and play solid defense.

Youre going to die and they arent ever going to win one. Sorry but dont feel bad I probably wont see one either.

and she's holding carton of milk for some reason. Is she cooling off the cooch after some bruising or what is going on there. Nothing says comfort like some dairy products against your crotch.

Heather Locklear's Mug shot from a couple weeks ago. She is 45. Thats right 45 and still looks like this after getting arrested. Now some might think she looks bad but come on.. this is post arrest mug shot photo. This is after time spent non sober, fighting with the cops, probably crying after arrest, and sleep deprivation while waiting to get booked. If you ask me her looking like this is rather impressive.

Okay for starters she didnt do terrible. But not answering questions, sounding like she was reading from a script and just not knowing enough about the Senate and of course the shout out oh yeah and the overuse of the word maverick which I am entirely sick of hearing really hurt her in this debate. Remember the VP has to be the PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE. Biden wins the debate. once again.. Biden won the debate. You can try to convince yourself that Sarah Palin somehow won but come on you know deep down inside she didnt. Not that it makes a difference considering most people had their minds made up before they watched the damn thing. By the way I wanted to create a Sarah Palin Drinking game when I chugged everythime she said the word Maverick but I was afraid I would die of alcohol poisoning.

Ive decided I want to root for a team that actually enjoys playing baseball. I want to root for a team in this years playoffs who dont Choke. I want to root for a team that isnt afraid to field a ground ball. I want to root for a team that doesnt come up to the plate with runners on base and automatically hit into a double play.\ In other words I am going to root for the Dodgers. Im Done, Just DONE

The CUBS enter the post season TONIGHT. For those that know me personally you know that with the exception of my wife and daughter and my radio show there is nothing in this world I am more passionate about than my beloved CHICAGO CUBS. In my life we have gone to the post season a handful of times. 1984 A good team but it was put together with guys from other teams. Rick Sutcliffe was great and Ryne Sandberg was Godlike but the rest of the team took turns being streaky. A team destined to choke and they did when Leon Durham let a ball roll between his legs in San Diego. Cubs lose in 5 games 1989 My favorite team. It took everything that this team had just to get into the playoffs. rookies dwight smith and jerome walton were overmatched against the giants. Andre Dawson was nursing a sore knee and Greg Maddux had trouble getting Will Clark out. Despite Mark Grace hitting everything in sight the Cubs lost in San Francisco 1998 nine years since the last post season and the first year that...

HE figured out that the mystery ass was the lovely Jennifer Aniston

Audrina Partridge and her fantastic rear end Audrina Partridge and her skanky sister

My Nephew Josh who needs a haircut... or an ABA contract to play for the nets

Back When Britney was Smoking Hot!! Anything to get that Amy Winehouse photo out of my mind

Okay seriously Why is this woman famous. Amy Winehouse is crazier than a shithouse rat! This drug addict actually goes out in public like this. I wouldnt even scratch myself like that in private and she is going to town digging out the cooch critters in public.

DJ Samantha Ronson....and if you look close enough you can see Lyndsays butt too

GUESS WHO'S ASS!!! Take a guess who has this near perfect rear end. Leave your guess in the comments

HERE SHE IS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. RIGHT OUT OF THE CHUBBYCHASER CATALOGUE FOR UGLY PRISONERS IT'S HERPES JANE

ANGELINA LOVE FROM TNA WRESTLING. HALF OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ON TNA IMPACT THURSDAY NIGHTS AT 8PM ON SPIKE TV

MAN LOOK WHO HAS BECOME A BUTTER FACE