Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster

There they are! The reason I have trouble sleeping sometimes. The reason I am often annoyed when things seem to be going well. The reason I am slowly being driven crazy... My dogs Tongues! That's right.. their tongues. They wont stop. It's unending! They are constantly licking their faces, their paws, their legs, their noses, and eachothers ears, eachother's rear ends (which is totally disgusting). They also lick the floor, the dog beds, the sheets on our bed, the couch, the carpet, their dog dishes, our plates, even the very computer keyboard I am using right now. They just wont stop licking. Try sleeping with the slurp slurp slurp, lop lop lop, They just keep going. Their tongues are like the Energizer bunny (as dated as that now seems). They get in the bed and the licking begins. I have noticed the licking happening even while they seem to be asleep. Licking in your sleep- this just seems so wrong but yet my dogs find a way to do it. Of course the licking is somehow for ...

Less than an hour after my previous post saying that it looked like Bradley Cooper was Green Lantern Warners announced that RYAN REYNOLDS has been signed to play Hal Jordan/Green Lantern. Good choice in my opinion. Filming starts in January. Movie release scheduled for either Christmas 2010 or summer 2011.

Warner Brothers is making the Green Lantern Movie and filming begins this fall. Sources are saying that the three finalists for the lead role of Hal Jordan who becomes the Green Lantern were Ryan Reynolds, Justin Timberlake, and Bradley Cooper. The winner of this three way dance for the role looks to be Bradley Cooper. Looks like an announcement from Warners is coming next week. Not bad for Cooper. He got to lock lips with Jennifer Garner in Alias. Do sex scenes with Jennifer Connely and Scarlett Johanson (reynolds wife) in "He's not that into you". Star in one of the funniest movies in many years with "The Hangover". Now he becomes the next big Superhero to hit the big screen. Hope he's a nice guy because the Kharma bucket has been tipping his way lately. You notice I didnt even mention the "maybe he banged Jennifer Aniston rumor which makes him one of the luckiest people alive. Way to go senor cooper

in an interview to be published in the washington post Former presidential candidate John Edwards has finally broken his silence.... Along with the condom he used during his affair.. that makes two breaks in one year. A high school student in Bar Hills, Maine was denied their diploma after blowing a kiss to family members during the graduation ceremony. This is proof that times havechanged,, when i was in school students who were willing to kiss and blow not only got diplomas but they got scholarships too singer Billy Joel and his wife katie lee joel have seperated after 3 years of marriageThis is the third marriage to end the 60 year old Joel. It also marks the second marriage to a woman with super model looks. Katie Lee Joel who is 27 years old and is a model and tv host decided to break up with her husband when she realized he looked just like Billy Joel the Los Angelas lakers held their victory parade in LA today. the parade which ended with a giant gathering in the colliseum ...

The United States and N Korea are preparing to square off over the imprisonement of two american reporters. The white house wants the release of The asian american female journalists crossed into North Korea a few months ago and were recently sentenced to a hard labor camp for 16 years. President Obama is thinking of sending former vice president Al Gore to negotiate with the North Korean government. Thats right our new strategy is to bore them into releasing the girls The country of Venezuela has banned Coke zero on an unnamed safety concern. In a related story Equador has put the kibosh to Yohoo because people were confusing it with delicous central America Drinking Water. Manchester united Soccer team has SOLD its best player Christian renaldo for a record 130 million dollars to Real Madrid Soccer team. Its a record for any kind of sports trade. Meanwhile here in the united states The chicago Cubs are offering up first baseman Derek Lee to the first team that gives them 50 bucks in ...

Tonights Show Vic the Magnifico , Super Important News, Gully, and Shawn Balints pick up lines. All on Breaking Curfew with Ray Lytle 11pm central at http://www.breakingcurfew.com

She is from the same home town as my wife and Farrah Fawcett. It is a city where three of the sexiest and most amazing looking women in the world live. Corpus Christi!! Eva still looks smoking hot.

I figured I would start posting some of the Super Important news stories up on the blog page. Please excuse the misspellings as they are copied and pasted directly from the scripts which I read off of during the show. Hope you enjoy them. in a new gallup poll Republicans have named Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich and Dick Cheney as leaders of their party. The poll asked republicans and right leaning moderates who speaks for the republican party. Although Limbaugh, Gingrich and Cheney were the winners of the poll nearly 47 percent of those asked couldnt come up with a single name... Not sure if they just didnt know or if was the fact that the Lord of darkness wasnt one of the multiple choice answers threw them off The NBA finals are getting interesting as the Orlando Magic beat the LA lakers last night . The whole city of Orlando has been trying to help the Magic intimidate the Lakers by making giant signs that support the home team and insult the Lakers. In fact Disneyworld has gotten i...

It is almost the weekend. YAY!!! It feels like I actually worked this week. The new show is a blAST! It is also a lot of work. Dont get me wrong it's fun work. It's kind of like working in a strip club or in the porn industry or being a lifeguard at a pool where rich girls are members. In other words it's a lot of work but you have a good time doing it. I am surprisingly keeeping a pretty good sleep schedule too. It is a little weird going to sleep at 3am but then again I a guy who only needs about 6 hours a sleep..tops. Anything more than that and I feel like crap. In fact I am used to getting about 4 hours a sleep a night so the extra 2 hours is actually kind of cool. I do miss not seeing my wife every morning before she leaves for work and this weird thing has happened where I actually get the chance to dress in the morning with the lights on which is something I could not do for 20 years. SO that's kind of cool. This weekend I am planning on checking out Land of the...

What a great show on Wednesday night. THANKS to Adam Hunter who was a fantastic guest.I honestly believe Adam is going to be a big star. He is not only funny but one of the most real and nice guys in the entertainment industry. He's Talented and driven and that is a combination that usually makes for some success. Shakes also guested on the show and told the story of how he lost his virginity. Good for him. Shawn Balint was on as my cohost as usual and he joined me as I listened to Foon do the Truckers Kingdom and of Course Vic was on doing Vic's wishes. A lot of work went into the show on Wednesday and I hope you liked it. COMING UP THURSDAY The debut of the new segment IM JUST SAYING!!! I am hoping this bit has legs. Also I will be able to take listener calls starting Thursday night as well. It's late and I gots to sleep. I will blog some more tomorrow. Ray

Well the first one is done. Show number one. Last night I debuted BREAKING CURFEW with Ray Lytle. Its been over 20 years since I did a show that runs overnights. This show is running midnight to 3a on the east coast and it does surprise me that people actually stayed up to listen. I am still trying to figure it all out. When I last did overnight shift in radio I was a single 20 year old punk who would have done anything to be on the radio. Now I am a 42 year old husband and father of a 7 year old daughter. A daughter who's bedroom happens to be right next door to the home studio that I use to do this show that is live when she sleeps. So far she has not woken up by my loud voice. Thank God. I am now trying to figure out things I didnt think about when I decided to do this show. Important things like SEX! That's right SEX. How do I get my USDA reccomended amount when I am in the studio instead of the bedroom. You' d think that would be something we would've worked out be...

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In this photo. Porn star Chantilly Lace warms the mic for me